David Bonded

When you get banned on a dating website for no reason

A guy named David Bond reports girls he found on Tinder and gets them banned to secure them.

-Oh, dude I just got David Bonded

by HandlebarMoustacheGuy February 21, 2021

Borona

When you're not going outside not to catch the coronavirus, but instead you get so bored that you catch the boronavirus

James: Hey man, what did you do in the lockdown?
George: I had to masturbate all day to cure my boronavirus.

by HandlebarMoustacheGuy May 16, 2021