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A way to insult someone because their actions
"You fool. You Bolongus. Think about the consequences of your actions."
Bolongus by Worker for Orb Industries February 12, 2020
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Dongus Bolongus Zongus Trongus 

Someone with a big dongus bolongus zongus trongus (dick)
Damn look at that dongus bolongus zongus trongus
A word you call someone when they do something you think was stupid or you call them a blongus because you don’t like them
Ughh Wyatt is such a blongus
Blongus by Mehow Mehow August 19, 2019

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus 

Say this to someone who did something dumb.
Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

prongus blongus

Basically used when an authority that doesn’t like swearing is around but you really want to call someone a prick. Can also be used just to spice up your vocabulary. Each word can be used individually
“Don’t be such a prongus blongus!”
Or
“You fucking prongus”
prongus blongus by SkeptaPurple April 20, 2018

bolongese 

an arab mafia leader that likes bologna
jeff: yo wtf whats a bolongese?
anison: its a arab mafia leader that likes bologna!
bolongese by arabmafialeader August 22, 2021
something that is entirely stupid or retarded.....(bogus and boloney mixed)
"That's sooooo bologus dude!!"
bologus by Cryssy May 12, 2006
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