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bolongese 

an arab mafia leader that likes bologna
jeff: yo wtf whats a bolongese?
anison: its a arab mafia leader that likes bologna!
bolongese by arabmafialeader August 22, 2021
Words you can keep

Dingleberry Bolognese 

It consists of ass hair / pubes as the spaghetti, the dingleberries as the meat mince and any residue bodily liquids (normally diarrhoea) as the sauce.

Usually a meal for one but can be shared.
Matthew: "Yo, what did you have for dinner last night?"

Michael: "I had my girlfriend's dingleberry bolognese. It was delicious"

boongeef 

a boongeef is someone who glues their hands to each others male genitals, shave their eybrows, and get punked by rich white kids at stanford
shut up breh you is a boongeef
boongeef by jason919191 February 13, 2008

BOLOGNESE THOT 

The legend behind this phrase is that if you have a thot and you don't put them in water then they are just a thot. But, if you take a thot and you drown them in boiling water then they go limp and floppy like spaghetti; resulting in a BOLOGNESE THOT (you can't say it without exclaiming it).
"That party was mega!"
"I know, a girl was even passed out on the floor like a BOLOGNESE THOT".
BOLOGNESE THOT by Wakisaki December 14, 2017

Stoney Bolognese 

The state of being so stoned that you are unable to form coherent sentences or logical thought. A more intense and total high than simply being "stoney bologna." Only possible after many hours of ripping the bing bing.
Man 1: Yo bro you wanna rip bing bing tonight?
Man 2: Nah, I got way too stoney bolognese last night. Thanks though.
Man 1: Come on dude, lets get bolognese.
Man 2: Ok fine, bing bing it is.
Stoney Bolognese by YH2k18 October 18, 2018

bolognese 

(noun) The result of having a slightly clumpy bowel movement with sufficient force as to tear the anus, resulting in a chunky liquid that looks like a meat sauce.
After Johnny ate too much in Mexico while drinking the water, he made a little bolognese.
bolognese by magrook August 4, 2006

Spaketty Bolognese 

When you do so much ket your legs go like spaghetti.
jheez In fucked my legs have gone all spaketty bolognese
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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