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The Baldening 

When Thomas Miner enters a room and immediately says some shit about his head.
Thomas: “Heyyy, guys!”

Me: “Oh no, here comes The Baldening...”

Thomas: “And don’t worry guys: STILL have no hair!!!”
The Baldening by Thingman2002 April 11, 2019
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Bleening 

The act of greening out and blacking out at the same time.
Bleening by 702Shmacked June 5, 2019

Boflexing 

My wife was at this doctors house and she told me she was really buying his exercise machine for me for Father's Day. She was boflexing around on me.
Boflexing by Screwed over September 3, 2013
1. bolling is a word that is commonly confused with bowling, but it is BOLLING. bolling is a awesome, funny, lovely, name that is full of excitement and fun! Most people that have the name Bolling are related to Pocahontas.
Bolling is fun and is cooler than you. Don't be jealous if you
bolling by braceface :) January 30, 2009

bollinger 

n., a noticeable bulge in the front of a man's pants, comprised of the penis, testicles, or both, that causes onlookers of both sexes extreme discomfort, especially in a public setting
Man, that guy's bollinger was all the talk of the courtroom spectators.

Bollingered 

When someone twists the truth and reinvents history, with the sole aim of boosting the credibility of the speaker. The act is only done by people who have f****d-up badly, and are striving to save face.
That vile cow Deborah just Bollingered me again. I hope she rots in hell.
Bollingered by bendybits March 27, 2009