bollingbrook

1) city on the northern outskirts of downer's grove, which in turn is on the outskirts of park ridge (so to speak), which in turn is on the outskirts of chicago. so basically you're in the middle of no where, but you do have to be on your toes in case of a drive-by 'cause you got with your friend's ex and the whole school eventually found out.
2) cheap residents, you should live here if you plan on working at that McDonald's the rest of your life.

"My 17 year old cousin just had her 3rd kid in bollingbrook."

by Kenny K. January 1, 2006

Bolingbrook

A place where apparently everyone who lives there thinks it's extremly ghetto, when really it's not at all. It's just a suburb of Chicago that happens to be very racially and financially varied between it's residents, sometimes causing problems, but definatly not ghetto. You can't judge a town by a few of it's people.

Very nice in some parts, and OK in others.

I live in Bolingbrook, or should I say BORINGbrook.

by Non-GhettoBolingbrookResident February 23, 2011

Bolingbrook banana-split

The sexual act in which a male rubs his penis in between the butt cheeks of his partner, without any anal penetration, until ejaculation.

I heard Drew Peterson gave all his wives Bolingbrook banana-splits and the ones who refused ended up dead or missing.

by DP_lolingbrook May 17, 2009

Bolingbrook

The ghettoest of ghetto suburbs around Chicago.

I live in Bolingbrook, you know, the place where people get stabbed at graduations and where the high school has the highest rate of pregnancies in Illinois.

by hefferlicious April 26, 2006

bolingbrook

A town where if you are white, you are odd. A town where the sound of the neighbors domestic violence is a conforting sound. And hey, if you find a gun, no big deal; just don't touch it or you'll wind up being a suspect for someone elses murder

Bolingbrook, a charming little place to see big city crime in a quaint suburban environment.

by this one chic October 21, 2006

Bolingbrook

a suburb of Chicago next to towns called Romeoville and Plainfield.

Apparently a lot of people get stabbed in Bolingbrook and almost everyone is black or Mexican.

girl1:where are you from?
girl2: Bolingbrook.
girl1: damn. i'm sorry.

by ertfgrhujdiogm November 9, 2011

Bollingbrooks

Testicles. Can be used anywhere you'd use bollocks if you want to sound vaguely Elizabethan.

Will, thou don't half talk a load of old bollingbrooks.

by Muddy Funster December 10, 2020