boinzer

the erection of a devilishly deformed male genitalia.

after linking, we started stripping to begin the process of sexual pleasure. when i saw his ‘boinzer’, i had gotten the ick and dipped.

by Lainarina Fecalton July 16, 2023

boinker's remorse

Like buyer's remorse, boinker's remorse is also a feeling of regret, but it comes the day after boinking someone. (Somewhat less vulgar than banger's remorse.)

Pat woke up in someone else's bed, discovered Chris naked in the bed, and experienced boinker's remorse.

by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

Bonzer

Australian slang meaning "most excellent, cool, great etc". Also spelt BONZA.
Bonzer is also the name of a catering can opener, usually counter mounted.
The Bonzer Mat is a new kind of race track system for very small radio controlled cars.

open this can with the bonzer mate
been a bonzer day at the beach
Had a really close race on the bonzer mat today.

by jackass666 April 13, 2006

Binzer

To claim someone stole your keys so you dont have to come in to work on a saturday.

Also to be defined as not showing up to work after a long day of drinking the previous night.

Man, I got so wasted last night i had to pull a Binzer in the morning.

or

Anybody know where Mark went?

O he is pulling a binzer....

by Lipsterc8 April 5, 2010

boinger

Mid-Canadian slang term for Ecstasy.

"Wow, I'm so fucked from eating that boinger"

by dj domain June 27, 2005

Bonzer

when something is pure quality man

ow Bonzer ive won 1oo quid!!!!!

by gregg April 16, 2005

Boinker

A boner.

Somthing You boink a FEMALE with

by DLL November 19, 2003