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boinker's remorse 

Like buyer's remorse, boinker's remorse is also a feeling of regret, but it comes the day after boinking someone. (Somewhat less vulgar than banger's remorse.)
Pat woke up in someone else's bed, discovered Chris naked in the bed, and experienced boinker's remorse.
boinker's remorse by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009
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Australian slang meaning "most excellent, cool, great etc". Also spelt BONZA.
Bonzer is also the name of a catering can opener, usually counter mounted.
The Bonzer Mat is a new kind of race track system for very small radio controlled cars.
open this can with the bonzer mate
been a bonzer day at the beach
Had a really close race on the bonzer mat today.
Bonzer by jackass666 April 13, 2006
To claim someone stole your keys so you dont have to come in to work on a saturday.

Also to be defined as not showing up to work after a long day of drinking the previous night.
Man, I got so wasted last night i had to pull a Binzer in the morning.

or

Anybody know where Mark went?

O he is pulling a binzer....
Binzer by Lipsterc8 April 5, 2010
Mid-Canadian slang term for Ecstasy.
"Wow, I'm so fucked from eating that boinger"
boinger by dj domain June 27, 2005
when something is pure quality man
ow Bonzer ive won 1oo quid!!!!!
Bonzer by gregg April 16, 2005
Somthing You boink a FEMALE with
Boinker by DLL November 19, 2003