gregg's definitions

Baddie Bag

A disappointing gift bag that often contains cheap tupperware, nerf balls, and plastic bags. This is the reward one gets for volunteering.

This Tag Sale sucks, all we got was this stupid baddie bag for helping out.

by Gregg November 12, 2004

haochi

another term for an asian hoochie.

Poodles is such a haochi.

by Gregg October 26, 2004

nips

Hard nipples, visable through the shirt.

Wow, look at those nips.

by Gregg July 12, 2003

spring fever

Also a subtle, non-offensive way of suggesting that someone is horny. See also: beaver fever.

Jeez Bob, quit staring at those girls. You must have a pretty bad case of spring fever.

by Gregg July 12, 2003

pack your fudge

The act of packing someone's fudge; or fisting the living shit out of someone

Shut up before I pack your fudge stupid cunt

by Gregg November 29, 2016

smoke a pirate

To fellate another man.

Go smoke a pirate.

by Gregg July 12, 2003

lob the rocket

Flinging poo left over from a night of anal sex. This occurs after a night of anal sex.

In the morning, a small bit of poo happens to be on the bed, so...you then proceed to "lob the rocket", or to Throw someone's poo at the owner of the poo.

After I fucked her in the ass, there was shit on the bed. So I HAD to lob the rocket!

by Gregg August 21, 2004