gregg's definitions

pirate smoker

A (usually male) fellator.

I heard he was a pirate smoker.

by Gregg July 12, 2003

hollow balls

That aching feeling you get in your testicles after too much sex. The opposite of blue balls.

by Gregg July 12, 2003

Krab

Fish, usually pollock or similar, or a mixture, processed to resemble crab meat, but cannot be legally called crab (i.e. imitation crab).

I'll take one of those krab cakes, please.

by Gregg February 10, 2004

haochi

another term for an asian hoochie.

Poodles is such a haochi.

by Gregg October 26, 2004

pack your fudge

The act of packing someone's fudge; or fisting the living shit out of someone

Shut up before I pack your fudge stupid cunt

by Gregg November 29, 2016

beaver fever

Extreme horniness. An unquenchable need for some pussy.

Hey Susuan, I hate to phone you up this late but I've got a bad case of beaver fever.

by Gregg July 12, 2003

slapnut

Insult to be used in place of 'idiot', mostly for repeated offense of same idiotic behavior.

Yo slapnut....stop being such an assclown!

by Gregg March 8, 2005