Krab

Fish, usually pollock or similar, or a mixture, processed to resemble crab meat, but cannot be legally called crab (i.e. imitation crab).

I'll take one of those krab cakes, please.

by Gregg February 10, 2004

hollow balls

That aching feeling you get in your testicles after too much sex. The opposite of blue balls.

by Gregg July 12, 2003

pirate smoker

A (usually male) fellator.

I heard he was a pirate smoker.

by Gregg July 12, 2003

beaver fever

Extreme horniness. An unquenchable need for some pussy.

Hey Susuan, I hate to phone you up this late but I've got a bad case of beaver fever.

by Gregg July 12, 2003

pack your fudge

The act of packing someone's fudge; or fisting the living shit out of someone

Shut up before I pack your fudge stupid cunt

by Gregg November 29, 2016

Bunkerized

To get so stupendously drunk that you dance like your in "Footloose," poor drinks on your head, and blackout.

Luke got bunkerized in Iowa City this past weekend

by Gregg November 17, 2003

slapnut

Insult to be used in place of 'idiot', mostly for repeated offense of same idiotic behavior.

Yo slapnut....stop being such an assclown!

by Gregg March 08, 2005