boimel

person who cannot do anything right

that sad sad person pulled a boimel

by Anonymous May 25, 2003

boipelo

A really cool girl
Makes you laugh so hard your eyes will pop out
She never fails to amaze you

She is kind , funny , stupid
I love you bibi ♡ xxx rukie

Boipelo is a very sexy lady

by Rukie ♡ August 24, 2018

Boipelo

The cutest women ever. She is super emotional but will do anything for the people she loves she is thin with curves and she embraces it her outlook seems like she doesn’t care about anything but if you are in her heart she will protect you no matter how scared she is. Don’t loose a Boipelo

Boipelo is so amazing

by Disco queen August 24, 2018

boipelo

A sexy lady who is super funny
She'll make you laugh until your eyes pop out
She may look sweet and innocent but she really is a bad bitch
Love you bibs ♡ xox rukie

She is a real Boipelo

by Rukie ♡ August 24, 2018

Van Bommeled

To accidently see the private parts of a family member, never to be unseen again.

I was at the pool with your uncle Ted, and I was van bommeled in the locker room when he pulled of his swim trunks.

by Daft Oneness August 11, 2018

Van Bommeled

To be persistently physically and/or verbally intimidated over a period of time by someone of debatable mental health and often of monkey like appearance. Named after Mark van Bommel, dutch footballer, thug and generally insane person.

'Shit dude what happened to you?' 'Man, i got Van Bommeled'

You know when you've been Van Bommeled!

by Dr Hoo October 17, 2010

Boisel-currency

Boisel or ( bushel ) Currency, is a fundamental element or attribute of the idéaliste-équilibré economy. It is effectively another form of ( Time ) or ( Labour ) based alternative currency, however it defers form the subsequent currencies in two specific points. First, unlike the previous mentioned forms of currencies, whereby there value is exclusively based on an immediate performed act of labour . Boisel currency, is valued by the time and labour invested in one hour reaping of lb's180 of wheat or three wheat ( Bushels ) which requires one hour to harvest ( Manually ). Therefore it is not the value of the wheat it self, but rather the market value of the labour and time invested in reaping of the wheat that which is taken in to account. Boisel currency, unlike other alternative currencies can easily be exchanged between any number of different people and can be used as a medium in trade. Boisel currency, is not subject to interest, therefore it provides no prospect for the accumulating of excessive wealth. Therefore alleviating the manifesting of greed within the business sector, and subsequently society at large. Since Wheat is the primary ingredient for mans the most essential inebition ( Bread ) in the sustaining of life. It is therefore only natural that Wheat is used as a measure for the boisel currency.

Boisel currency denominations:
2-10-20-100

Boisel-currency, is a medium where its value is determined exclusively by the market value of one hour time and labour invested in the harvesting of Wheat. 2 Boisel's, equals $2.00 which is the one hour wage of a wheat Reaper.

by Baron Neville May 22, 2016