biomeld

To integrate technology with biological organisms creating a meld resulting in enhanced biotechnological organisms.

you: Dude, did you see that runner from South Africa?
me: You mean Oscar Pistorius? The guy with the biomeld carbon fibre transtibial limbs?
you: uh....yeah

by bairdw March 19, 2008

biomedical engineering

A major or field of study that sucks the life out of its participants. Since it is strongly related to medicine, a lot of undergraduates study BME as pre-med students. However, they quickly learn that after classes such as 'Analysis of Biosignals and Systems' and 'Instrumentation Lab', biomedical engineering is not worth the lack of life it creates.

Well, I was studying biomedical engineering. Then our entire class failed Biosignals even though the curve was around 30%, so I switched to Business.

by Cariblue March 12, 2009

Biomedical Engineer

One who has such substantial skills in both medicine and engineering that they can dare to combine them to form an entirely new type of profession. They deal with any device applied in the medical world and work on advancing technologies such as tissue engineering (the growing of artificial human tissue for implantation on other humans.)Basically, heroes in the modern world.

"Did you see that biomedical engineer? Hes got to be the sexiest godlike figure of our time."

by Nippon August 30, 2008

Biomedical Engineer

One who has such substantial skills in both medicine and engineering that they can dare to combine them to form an entirely new type of profession. They deal with any device applied in the medical world and work on advancing technologies such as tissue engineering (the growing of artificial human tissue for implantation on other humans.)Basically, heroes in the modern world.

"Did you see that biomedical engineer? Hes got to be the sexiest godlike figure of our time."

by nippon September 18, 2006

biomed moms

A brood of mothers who, in the course of "curing" their children, forget that they don't have medical degrees, and run non-scientific clinical trials on their own children with any drug or treatment not approved by the FDA. They will often give unsolicited and dangerous medical advice without an examination. The shrill tone of their discourse is often accompanied by violins played in martyr key.

Joshua tried to fight the needle again, but the biomed moms restrained him with the strength of the ignorant. They dismissed his rage, as "just another meltdown."

by Neurodiversity University May 29, 2008

biomedical technician

One who strives to be a Biomedical Engineer, but lacks the necessary skills to do any engineering whatsoever. A Biomedical Technician is usually a lonely outcast that is the bastard offspring of a real engineer.

" The Biomedical Technician went to school for a strenuous 2 years, just to learn how to plug a cord into a socket."

by IcInCode December 3, 2013

Biomedical Engineer

(BME for short)One who possesses the traits of other engineers, but lacks the profuse mathematical ability. A BME is basically a doctor who tries to design stuff, then fails because he couldn't do necessary calculations.

I didn't realize that the engineer was a Biomedical Engineer until I noticed he was using the calculator upside down and had no clue what a "cosine" is.

by Tngl September 29, 2008