bogus bonus
When you lose millions of dollars for your company, then expect them back in the form of a huge bonus for yourself.
bogus bonus by Guido1 March 21, 2009
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Bonus Cum
The cum that seeps out of the tip of your penis minutes or even hours after you have had an orgasm and your initial load has emptied. This in partly due to not all the cum coming out all at once; leaving your penis to have little driblets come out at later times. The cum is usually discovered when you put on your boxers and you later find that there is jizz crusted on them. Albeit, it can still be noticed when squeezing the tip of the penis only minutes after your orgasm, having some cum seep out from the pressure of the squeeze.
Adam had sex with his girlfriend earlier and hours after finishing he noticed that his boxers were lined with dried up bonus cum.
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bogus jiggy
A sham. An object or action that is inappropriate. Something that doesn't function properly or live up to guarantees. It's a lemon. It causes disappointment, befuddlement, or anger. It's something that just isn't what it should be.
My date last night was a total bogus jiggy--the guy looked nothing like the pic in his online dating profile!
bogus jiggy by Bogus Jigster March 20, 2009
Release The Bogus
Before you release the beast, occasionally you need to release the bogus. It makes you a better fighter.
Release The Bogus by Harmanecha June 17, 2009
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bogus pisson
Very similar to a peon; some bungsnoipe who is regarded as a nobody -- usually at their place of employ, but in this case the bogus pisson can be at other locations too such as at bars, nightclubs, dance halls, etc.
This phrase came into existance from the Anthrax album "Among the Living" that was released in 1987; specifically in the song "Imitation of Life".
This phrase came into existance from the Anthrax album "Among the Living" that was released in 1987; specifically in the song "Imitation of Life".
How many times have you heard this today?
Some bogus pisson saying 'Let's do lunch babe!'
For them this bullshit, it's their whole life;
Cut through the bullshit with a knife!
Some bogus pisson saying 'Let's do lunch babe!'
For them this bullshit, it's their whole life;
Cut through the bullshit with a knife!
bogus pisson by Telephony December 19, 2011
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