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I buried my cock in Joe's tight boytwat last night.
boytwat by MackD123456 July 18, 2011

bogwatch 

A girl with a nice body but ugly face

Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch Bogwatch
That bird is such a bogwatch
bogwatch by Adsa June 26, 2007

Bogswatch 

A random word to be used as entertainment in an enrivonment such as a classroom to provide a distraction, with no real meaning.
“Oi sir, I think I left my BOGSWATCH in my last class, may I retrieve it?” *Cough* “BOGSWATCH” **Cough**Cough**
Bogswatch by hsirapnai December 27, 2018

BogWater 

BogWater will always be by your side no matter what. They are funny, and always try to cheer you up. If you have a BogWater in your life, be extremely grateful. BogWater normally sucks at video games, but still make the experience more enjoyable. BogWater will always be your left hand man. And also BogWater has a big dick/
BogWater: *Tells funny joke*
Everyone: *Laughs at funny joke*
BogWater by Bog_Water November 10, 2021

bogswatcher 

pedophile, a person who is sexually attracted to children
Malachi is a bogswatcher
bogswatcher by bigppboypissboy November 10, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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