bogwatch

A girl with a nice body but ugly face

Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch Bogwatch

That bird is such a bogwatch

by Adsa June 26, 2007

Bog Watch

When a phantom person with turd issues, keeps filling the bowl every five minutes and clogging the toilets. You have to employ someone on 'Bog watch' to catch the culprit in action.

"Damn someone filled the bowl up again.......Scam, your on Bog Watch today"

by Nathan Madpig July 18, 2006

Bogwitch

1. n. elderly person esp. female, shrivelled in such a way as to suggest that they have been submerged in a bog
2. n. drive-by insult shouted from a moving car at anyone

1. "That shop's owned by a Bogwitch"
2. "Bogwitch!"

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

Bogwitch

a bog between two pieces of bread
(with onions and sardines on the side....now that's funky!!)

We went to Kank's Roadside for some grubb. I had the soup. Old Sal had the Bogwitch.

by Poster Nutbag June 10, 2003

Bogswatch

A random word to be used as entertainment in an enrivonment such as a classroom to provide a distraction, with no real meaning.

“Oi sir, I think I left my BOGSWATCH in my last class, may I retrieve it?” *Cough* “BOGSWATCH” **Cough**Cough**

by hsirapnai December 27, 2018

bogswatcher

pedophile, a person who is sexually attracted to children

Malachi is a bogswatcher

by bigppboypissboy November 10, 2022