The local newry legend. His trusty steed is a bridge end bike thats at least 600 years old. He is very well known among Northern Ireland and is way better than anything craigavon has to offer. Legend has it that his nike trainer is still in the canal and that whoever gains possesion of this magical item
will be granted with the powers of marty himself.
He has a world renowned sexiest man award under his slieve and has the most lucious beard since
Zeus. Some
people have mistaken him for Santa Clause due to his perfectly cut
trim and his almost hulk like muscle tone.