bogerfiend 

a person so addicted to cigarettes that they can't function without one.

"Doood, lemme get a boge, just one boge. I'll give you two tomorrow."
"You're such a bogerfiend."

bogerfiend by E-Bendz August 23, 2007

Bomerfied 

Is When You Can't Go a Day Without Staring At Matt Bomer's Face If You Fit This Description Then You're Bomerfied

Anne: I Need To Watch White Collar So I Can Stare Matt's Gorgeous Face

Eva: You Are Seriously Bomerfied

Bomerfied by caffrey's hat October 19, 2012

bonerfied 

1. (adj) The act of having an erection in public.

2. (n) A public boner.

Andrew was bonerfied while waiting in line at the movies.

bonerfied by LiVo June 5, 2005

borefriend 

A friends annoying boyfriend who blathers on and on about himself, his stupid job, his watch collection,how many calories he has eaten today, etc.

My friend Mary brought her borefriend to dinner which completely killed the whole vibe of our dinner party.

borefriend by mimosa5 February 21, 2009

borefriend 

Typically a beta male AFC (average frustrated chump) who is usually a very boring, needy, possessive and jealous to his girlfriend. Kind of a nice guy.

This kind of man has very few qualities that women find attractive, and women usually stick around only until their options open up, when they opt for a more suitable alpha male.

Jenny dumped her borefriend for that PUA dude.

John is the alpha dude who liberated Ayako from her borefriend.

borefriend by X-fireDude January 19, 2009

Bonerfied 

Having a boner like no other

My neighbor is so bonerfied, he makes 14 incher's look like crayon's.

Bonerfied by TheManNowDog33 March 15, 2009

Bonerfied Midget 

A midget on the horn and ready to fuck anything in it's path.

Person 1: There's a midget humping my leg.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.

Bonerfied Midget by Smokey Tits December 5, 2010