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bogerfiend 

a person so addicted to cigarettes that they can't function without one.
"Doood, lemme get a boge, just one boge. I'll give you two tomorrow."
"You're such a bogerfiend."
bogerfiend by E-Bendz August 23, 2007
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Bomerfied 

Is When You Can't Go a Day Without Staring At Matt Bomer's Face If You Fit This Description Then You're Bomerfied
Anne: I Need To Watch White Collar So I Can Stare Matt's Gorgeous Face

Eva: You Are Seriously Bomerfied
Bomerfied by caffrey's hat October 19, 2012

bonerfied 

1. (adj) The act of having an erection in public.

2. (n) A public boner.
Andrew was bonerfied while waiting in line at the movies.
bonerfied by LiVo June 5, 2005

borefriend 

A friends annoying boyfriend who blathers on and on about himself, his stupid job, his watch collection,how many calories he has eaten today, etc.
My friend Mary brought her borefriend to dinner which completely killed the whole vibe of our dinner party.
borefriend by mimosa5 February 21, 2009

borefriend 

Typically a beta male AFC (average frustrated chump) who is usually a very boring, needy, possessive and jealous to his girlfriend. Kind of a nice guy.

This kind of man has very few qualities that women find attractive, and women usually stick around only until their options open up, when they opt for a more suitable alpha male.
Jenny dumped her borefriend for that PUA dude.

John is the alpha dude who liberated Ayako from her borefriend.
borefriend by X-fireDude January 19, 2009

Bonerfied 

My neighbor is so bonerfied, he makes 14 incher's look like crayon's.
Bonerfied by TheManNowDog33 March 15, 2009

Bonerfied Midget 

A midget on the horn and ready to fuck anything in it's path.
Person 1: There's a midget humping my leg.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.
Bonerfied Midget by Smokey Tits December 5, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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