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Powerful drug disseminated to viewers of and those interviewed by Fox News. Akin to the nerve-deadening injections (botox) which relax facial muscles to promote a more youthful appearance, bofox is injected into the brain via nerve cells connected to the ears and eyes in order to deaden parts of the brain associated with youthful, liberal thinking. Frequent neurological injections result in the conversion of the viewer into a Republican. Lethal dosages are not common due to the frequent interruption of these sensory injections by stupid commercials.
...When we return, Bill O'Reilly has an interview with Lebanese bankers who claim to have ties to Hillary Clinton.
(CUT TO COMMERCIAL) HEAD ON!! APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!! HEAD ON!! APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!! HEAD ON!! I LOVE YOUR PRODUCT BUT I HATE YOUR COMMERCIALS!! (Return to air)
Continuing our story, Hillary Clinton injects herself with BOFOX and denies claims that she is supporting terrorism by funneling campaign money through a bank in her former home state of Arkansas the supports terrorism and funds Al Quaeda. This smacks of her flip flop on the Iraq war vote. Viewers who don't want to speak out of both sides of their mouths like Hillary need to turn the sound down to diminish the effects of BOFOX and prevent the chance of an overdose.
bofox by Gunner Mench July 8, 2007
Words you can keep

Booxefest 

(Noun/Verb)

To get together with friends, listen to music, have some laughs, and drink your favourite brew.
Every Friday I like to have a good old "booxefest" with friends online, mainly because this stupid virus won't do one!
Booxefest by Micky Mc September 4, 2020
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Botox-Mongol 

Botox-Mongol a.k.a. Vladimir Putin is a KGB bred power-hungry little man. He is 183 cm/6 ft tall (with a feather on his head) and who resembles another little man, Adolf Hitler in his actions, in fact, he is a Slavic second-rate incarnation of Hitler; Vladolf Putler.

In addition to his lust for power, Vlad is also a vain person who wants to remain in history as a great, wrinkless geopolitician, therefore his face is saturated with botox injections although he is a mere authoritarian kleptocrat in a developing country with a nuclear weapon. It should come as no surprise that he is a control freak too, according to his ex-wife, the dishes in the closet had to be in a certain order, as well as the most important tool in his agent tenure in liberated Dresden; the stapler that had to be clean in his armpit holster.

About his hobbies. Vlad has a habit of riding horses, bears or a Siberian tiger and he tends to do it without a shirt and bra.

He can be called a Mongol for good reasons. As is well known, the Mongols enslaved the Slavs for a quarter of a millennium, and for this reason the Slavic gene pool was enriched by the sophisticated inheritance of the Mongols, this flourishing period of the Mongols and the Slavs in particular is called the Golden Horde.
- "Have you noticed a change in Putin's face?"
-" Yeah, he is such a botox-Mongol nowadays."
Botox-Mongol by O. W. Tongueincheek December 5, 2021
An exclamation of deep respect or strong affirmation, acknowledgement, agreement, or to indicate that something has impressed you very favorably. An amplification of the expression word, many words fill a book, many books make "Boox" with strong emphasis of the B, capitalized. More than respect, it's used as acknowledgement of commitment, hard work, study, training, discipline, perseverance, and faith.

Synonyms: respect, props, word, schooled
1. "Did you see my boy drain that shot from half court??? Boox! He's been out training at the Y like EVERY day."

2. "Did you hear she got into Harvard? She must be a genius!"
"No... she just hits the library every day after school. Boox, girl!"

3. "You goin to the Jones BBQ for dinner?
"Boox! Mrs.Jones can cook!"

4. "Hey, I heard that one kid down the street was promoted to captain in the army?!?"
"Yeah, he's always been serving our community. Church. Scouts. Boox!"
Boox by GBXinspired July 22, 2017

botoxqueen1968 

botoxqueen1968 is such a boss babe boss !
botoxqueen1968 by F1SH ASF! March 8, 2021

hitting botox 

Its been a long night at the club, I am really hitting botox right now
hitting botox by rugtug8000 January 3, 2020

botoxymoron 

someone who goes under the knife in an attempt to look better/younger/faster than before, and yet emerges strangely ... not.
"Poor Melanie Griffith, she's such a botoxymoron. Bitch needs to stop with the injections before her face swells beyond all recognition and the corners of her lips meet at the back of her head."
botoxymoron by westward ho June 18, 2007
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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