botoxymoron

someone who goes under the knife in an attempt to look better/younger/faster than before, and yet emerges strangely ... not.

"Poor Melanie Griffith, she's such a botoxymoron. Bitch needs to stop with the injections before her face swells beyond all recognition and the corners of her lips meet at the back of her head."

by westward ho June 18, 2007

Boxymoron

A person who situates his fat ass near any standard electronic device, whether it be a computer, T.V., etc.

Usually, these beings have ADD.

No example. it is self-explanatory.

by Boxymoron February 12, 2005