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bobby dazzlers 

The shitty pair of shoes that your one nerdy friend always wore back in the days of High School.
Friend: Aight Melvin, look at those bobby dazzlers! Where'd you get 'em from?
Nerdy lad: Shoezone for a tenner.
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Bobby dazzlers 

Wowza!! Did you see her bobby dazzlers?!

She had a low cut top with her bobby dazzlers hanging out!
Bobby dazzlers by Loopsy November 9, 2014

bobby dazzler 

Quaint coloquial term from northern England pertaining to someone very special indeed, either through good looks or by simply wearing something fancy. Your daughter on her birthday might be termed a bobby dazzler, maybe even your missus on a night out if she scrubs up well enough.
"My, that Cathy bird's a reet bobby dazzler!"
bobby dazzler by Barlos the Jackal November 25, 2003

The Bobby Dazzler 

The beautiful dazzling goal that Bobby firmino scored against arsenal in the 5-1 romp at anfield. Carving through their shite defense like a hot knife through butter
Oh wow what a goal that is from Firmino, its certainly now called The Bobby Dazzler
The Bobby Dazzler by gablord May 19, 2019

bobby dazzler 

A term derived from Lancashire, in the North West of England.

It means someone who looks good, or is well presented, often said to someone who is "dressed to impress" for an event or party
"Your Susie looks a reyt bobby dazzler tonight"

"Ohh arn't you a bobby dazzler"
bobby dazzler by Ashash January 14, 2008

bobby dazzler 

a real tasty geezer
someone who you'd be proud to accompany to the local drinking establishment for a few sweet sherries.
'ere, that Mike's a proper Bobby Dazzler - have you seen his suit , must have cost 'im a few quid!
bobby dazzler by missjilly May 13, 2005

bobby dazzler 

A shot of semen to the head of an unexpecting/passed out individual. The following morning the hair and jizzum create a prism like rainbow called a Bobby Dazzler.
Oh sweet Jesus I was given a Bobby Dazzler in the evening
bobby dazzler by O boy it's E May 12, 2007
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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