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Mike Bobaguard 

A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.
"What the fuck there's a plastic fork in my pizza"
"That's such a Mike Bobaguard moment"
Mike Bobaguard by wormfigure January 31, 2022

Brad bobaguard 

Brad bobaguard is the type of person who would like to ask questions about the menu of a fast food restaurant. Normally these people call fast food places instead of actually going there - and these types of people do not actually have to be named Brad. All of the Brad's are named; Isaac. No other name, just Isaac and the last name being, 'why'
"I would like to ask a question about the menu."
"So you're saying you wanna pull a Brad bobaguard?"
Brad bobaguard by charriot February 19, 2022

Mike Bobaguard 

A person in which who is represented as an alpha male, or considered one from a flock of handsome males. They are also considered to have well-sized schlongs
Mike Bobaguard by MikeMike768 March 13, 2023

bobaganoosh 

The last name of a character from SpikeTV's Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.
Next up, Foos Bobaganoosh, he's a dairy worker who loves milking the nipples
bobaganoosh by clamum March 8, 2004

Mike Bobagaurd 

Mike Bobagaurd saved me from three charges of Illegal warheads

Mike Bobaguard 

A man who lost his virginity to a horse when he was 12 years old.
I got Mike Bobaguarded when I was young.
Mike Bobaguard by anonymous January 30, 2023