boabie 

Scottish slang for a man's penis.

Sook ma boabie, i.e. suck my dick.

boabie by Anonymous July 13, 2003

Boabie Joabie

A piece of poop found under the foreskin after having anal sex

aka Muddy Helmet or Foreskin Fajita and Tadger Toally

Last night I did her up the ass so hard I had a boabie joabie!

Boabie Joabie by Maduglookslikeasheep April 5, 2010

make your babies crosseyed 

make your babies crosseyed — one of the cursing powers attributed to groups reputed to have acquired occult knowledge through the use of sympathetic magic.

The key to curses is the concept of duality: in the world of day and night every energy causes its opposite to naturally arise. If you believe in blessings then curses naturally arise and vice versa.

ThIs understanding is also the key to breaking curses through the harmonization of opposites. For example the concepts of day and night are harmonized through a single concept such as “Now” or “Time”. If you let go of blessings; then curses lose their power.

Mess around and find out!!!!

Avoid infuriating anyone reputed to have occult or magical powers; they can put a mojo on your balls and make your babies crosseyed.

make your babies crosseyed by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 14, 2023

Biltong Boobies 

Breasts that are like 3 dried up pieces of beef

Flat crusty dangling lumps of meat

Damn girl you got you some nasty biltong boobies

Biltong Boobies by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020

spilled my babies 

Once you finally orgasm and let go of your hot load of cum. Typically you spill your babies all over your bitches face and/or breast, chicks dig that shit. Refers to the fact that you are killing thousands of possible babies each time you jack-off or titty-fuck your whore.

The other day, when I was getting head from Taylor, I spilled my babies and she swallowed. But then later she cried about "killing thousands of babies." What a dumb ass.

spilled my babies by porn4lyfe March 4, 2010

Dingus Boobie Face 

Dingus Boobie Face is one that has the face that resembles breast and one that does stupid things to make you laugh

Friend "I love this game!".
Friend that doesn't care "Shut up you Dingus Boobie Face!."

Dingus Boobie Face by Skeletor420 December 14, 2018

Covid Babies 

1. Out of sheer boredom and lack of the ability to socialize in groups, many survivors of regular Covid Season end up procreating with otherwise non-suitable partners. Amorous opportunities are further enhanced by being Covid Doable aka Covid Hot, which is the perception of increased attractiveness due to at least a modicum of desperation, minimum social distancing, and mask-covered faces. These unions, although usually transient and ephemeral, often result in producing offspring known as Covid Babies.

2. Individuals who exhibit the infantile vulnerability associated with Covid Season and its unlimited, non-specific, and often conflicting symptoms. Covid Babies are easily identified by their characteristic puerile whining of Covid Carols.

"Haven't seen you in years! Had no idea that you were even pregnant, much less had a kid."

"Yeah! Me and the ex hooked up during the Covid Season lockdowns a few years ago and ended up having Covid Babies"

OR:

"Melvyn is in there whining Covid Carols!"

"Somebody stop by the drugstore for the Covid Baby and pick up some tampons!"

Covid Babies by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 31, 2023