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Sepp Blattered
To get unbelievably drunk. So drunk you make awful decisions, mostly for the benefit of yourself and no-one else causing utter turmoil to many people around you. You will become a complete and utter arsehole, talking about topics you have no knowledge or passion about.
Guy 1: "What you up to tomorrow night"
Guy 2: "Mate I'm getting Sepp Blattered... Christ I don't expect to see tomorrow"
Guy 2: "Mate I'm getting Sepp Blattered... Christ I don't expect to see tomorrow"
Sepp Blattered by Todd28289 December 3, 2010
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sepp blatter
a balding stupid dude who somehow managed to become the freaking president of FIFA. he don't know squat about football, and it is common knowledge that all he is interested in is making women footballers wear tighter shorts.
sepp blatter by coded the gunner March 3, 2011
blattered
UK. To be very very drunk. With our culture of binge drinking becoming more and more prevalent in recent years a whole new bunch of words are coming out to decribe being completely off your face on a Friday or Saturday night out. This one is a combination of the common words for being drunk battered and bladdered.
Sepp Blatter
The dumbass that is president of FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association). He is as smart as your 5 year old sister. He thinks that video replay is unneccasary. Try to imagine the NFL without instant replay or tennis without being able to stop and make sure that the refferee was right.
Sepp Blatter by CHELSEAFC4life August 22, 2011
Blatters
Blatters is a word to enforce agreement with your or another parties statement. Thought to be an abbreviation of the adjuctive "blatantly", it can also be abbreviated further to "blatt" or even "berlatt".
Blatters by Mr A.M. Evans February 26, 2009
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