blyatter

One who commits the act of blyatting.

Any action can be described as a blyat. Majority of the time it includes a win. One who commits the blyat is the blyatter itself.

by Barabe June 13, 2007

Sepp Blattered

To get unbelievably drunk. So drunk you make awful decisions, mostly for the benefit of yourself and no-one else causing utter turmoil to many people around you. You will become a complete and utter arsehole, talking about topics you have no knowledge or passion about.

Guy 1: "What you up to tomorrow night"
Guy 2: "Mate I'm getting Sepp Blattered... Christ I don't expect to see tomorrow"

by Todd28289 December 3, 2010

sepp blatter

a balding stupid dude who somehow managed to become the freaking president of FIFA. he don't know squat about football, and it is common knowledge that all he is interested in is making women footballers wear tighter shorts.

Bad dog! how dare u sepp blatter all over the patio! no dinner for u, bad dog.

by coded the gunner March 3, 2011

blattered

UK. To be very very drunk. With our culture of binge drinking becoming more and more prevalent in recent years a whole new bunch of words are coming out to decribe being completely off your face on a Friday or Saturday night out. This one is a combination of the common words for being drunk battered and bladdered.

Oh no. Just remember what I was doing last night. Think I had my cock out at one point! Waving it in girls faces! F***, I must have been blattered.

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

Sepp Blatter

The dumbass that is president of FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association). He is as smart as your 5 year old sister. He thinks that video replay is unneccasary. Try to imagine the NFL without instant replay or tennis without being able to stop and make sure that the refferee was right.

Jason: Damnit the reffere is not calling this game right!

Alex: I know, he is such a Sepp Blatter.

by CHELSEAFC4life August 22, 2011

Blatter'd

Taken from inspiration by a Facebook group.

To be seriously corrupt but yet deny the claims of such allegations.

That is the most Blatter'd organisation I have ever seen

by JM92 June 24, 2011

Blatters

Blatters is a word to enforce agreement with your or another parties statement. Thought to be an abbreviation of the adjuctive "blatantly", it can also be abbreviated further to "blatt" or even "berlatt".

-You coming for a beer?

-Blatters

by Mr A.M. Evans February 26, 2009