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to blourph someone is to remove them from your life, entirely, instantly, and without warning.

It's commonly used as a way out of dead end Relationships or removing hurtful people from your life.
What happened to that "thing" between you and John? Oh I had to blourph him.
Blourph by AgentL12 February 15, 2017
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Blurplefy 

The act of taking one's Discord profile picture and changing the colours to be only Blurple, Discord's main colour, and White. (Occasionally Dark Blurple, if necessary)
"Yo, dude, I've just joined Project Blurple. You gonna join as well?"

"Yeah. Isn't that the place where you Blurplefy your image?"
Blurplefy by GamesForDays2 June 10, 2018
When the female partner uses her mouth to suck the last few drops of semen out of the male's penis, immediately after the male ejaculates inside the female's vagina.
My girlfriend gives the best blurpies!
blurpie by Wristwatch December 7, 2009
When the police pull you over and make a quick on/off "blurp" sound in conjunction with a quick on/off flash of light.
I got sideways on Highway 5, looked in tha review while on da gas and yo nigga got blurpt.
blurpt by SaggyNad August 23, 2008
A color the combination of blue and purple. Usually found in textbooks to highlight or summarize key terms or plot summaries.
"That color isn't exactly blue and it ain't exactly purple. It must be Blurple."
Blurple by MrEdwards December 13, 2016
Someone who is so dark black that he is almost purple causing his teeth to look very white.
That nigga' is so black, he's blurple! And look at them teeth!
blurple by D January 17, 2004