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Blunderbust

When you're supposed to cum (bust) on a girl's face in a porno but you miss her face or can't produce any cum at all.
Director: Ok Tyrone, now imam need you to bust oh her face.
Tyrone: alright boss- (misses her face)

Director: God fucking damn it Tyrone not another blunderbust!
Blunderbust by RE4LITY December 14, 2016

Blunderstanding 

to gain new insight through serendipitous means
Alfred Nobel gained a new blunderstanding of explosives when he accidentally mixed collodium (gun cotton) with nitroglycerin to create dynamite. President Bush now blunderstands what it might take to bring democracy to a Middle Eastern country by trying to rid Iraq of WMD’s.
Blunderstanding by D. MacFarlane November 8, 2007

Blunderstand 

to gain new insight through a serendipitous mistake
Alfred Nobel gained a new blunderstanding of explosives when he accidentally mixed collodium (gun cotton) with nitroglycerin to create dynamite. President Bush now blunderstands what it might take to bring democracy to a Middle Eastern country by trying to rid Iraq of WMD’s.
Blunderstand by D. MacFarlane January 5, 2009

Blundermentalist

A man whose sole purpose in life is to blunder. A fundamentalist of the art of blundering. A man of questionable state of mind.
Tom:Crikey, that man likes to Blunder!
Harry:Yeah he's a true Blundermentalist.
Blundermentalist by "killahbee33" January 8, 2009

Blunderstatement 

A dangerously understated and inaccurate description of a situation.
"The Boris Johnson press conference was largely blunderstatement."

blunderstorm 

a day where everything you do turns into a mistake and all of your troubles come raining down on you all at once. a day such as this may give a person suicidal thoughts, but always passes by the next day.
hey man, how's your day?
dude, its a total blunderstorm.
blunderstorm by periwinkle1996 October 9, 2010