blump to blump

the sexual acrobatic super move of completing a double blumpkin by 69ing and simultaneously shitting.

*Warning*: NOT for recommended for novices.

Billy: Hey, can you give me a blumpkin?

Jill: Only if you give me one too!

(Both begin to chant, beginning in a soft whisper, and slowly building in volume and frenzy): BLUMP TO BLUMP!, BLUMP TO BLUMP!, BLUMP TO BLUMP!

blump to blump by Whoopi Goldberg March 2, 2007

to blimp 

to put on prodigious weight; to become massively obese; to blow up (not explode)

At her wedding, the bride said, "As a condition for accepting this ring, I promise never to blimp on you."

She blimped herself into a trailer park elephant fart breath sow.

to blimp by Barney Vincelette October 17, 2007

a balloon to a blimp 

An expression of supreme indifference in the face of adversity. Connotes an attitude of nonchalance, indifference regardless of the circumstances.

Homeland Security has me under constant surveilance, but it's just a balloon to a blimp, my friend.

a balloon to a blimp by jeff wickliffe May 26, 2006