12 definitions by Whoopi Goldberg
the sexual acrobatic super move of completing a double blumpkin by 69ing and simultaneously shitting.
*Warning*: NOT for recommended for novices.
*Warning*: NOT for recommended for novices.
Billy: Hey, can you give me a blumpkin?
Jill: Only if you give me one too!
(Both begin to chant, beginning in a soft whisper, and slowly building in volume and frenzy): BLUMP TO BLUMP!, BLUMP TO BLUMP!, BLUMP TO BLUMP!
Jill: Only if you give me one too!
(Both begin to chant, beginning in a soft whisper, and slowly building in volume and frenzy): BLUMP TO BLUMP!, BLUMP TO BLUMP!, BLUMP TO BLUMP!
by Whoopi Goldberg March 1, 2007
Getting punched so hard in between the eyebrows, your blood vessels burst giving you a bruise in between the brows resembling a uni brow.
That turd bucket deserves a bruisa brow.
by Whoopi Goldberg March 20, 2010
1. A delicious Odwalla blueberry shake, filled with antioxidants.
2. Rare, extreme cases of blue balls, in which a man will go on a raping rampage.
2. Rare, extreme cases of blue balls, in which a man will go on a raping rampage.
Girl: No, I'm not going to have sex with you.
Guy: Well, then I might just turn into a blueberry monster!
Girl: Ok! I'll have sex with you! What a delicious drink!
Guy: Well, then I might just turn into a blueberry monster!
Girl: Ok! I'll have sex with you! What a delicious drink!
by Whoopi Goldberg February 4, 2008
a french-canadian-indian. whose words count for 3 different continents, thus is always right internationally.
by Whoopi Goldberg April 26, 2007
by Whoopi Goldberg January 14, 2007
vagina, anus, dick hole or any other cavernous meaty orifice. Can be used interchangeably to add mystery to any conversation.
Mike: ok well im going to go knock myself out for 8 hours
Mike: in my meat cave
Jes: lol
Jes: don't tell me that
Jes: you're disgusting
Mike: haha good night
Mike: in my meat cave
Jes: lol
Jes: don't tell me that
Jes: you're disgusting
Mike: haha good night
by Whoopi Goldberg March 1, 2007
the act of masturbation while keeping the hand in operation as cold as possible. The master bater will usually keep a bucket of ice to dunk the free hand in, alternating hands to maintain a nice frosty sensation. Upon ejaculation, the ice creamer will simultaneously dunk their genitals into the ice bucket, thus "icing" their "cream". Screaming is optional, but highly recommended.
Did you hear what happened to that kid?
What happened?
He got frost bite on his cock from ice-creaming.
No fucking way!
That's right asshole, fucking frostbite.
What happened?
He got frost bite on his cock from ice-creaming.
No fucking way!
That's right asshole, fucking frostbite.
by Whoopi Goldberg January 21, 2007