2 definitions by Barney Vincelette

to put on prodigious weight; to become massively obese; to blow up (not explode)
At her wedding, the bride said, "As a condition for accepting this ring, I promise never to blimp on you."

She blimped herself into a trailer park elephant fart breath sow.
by Barney Vincelette October 3, 2007
Adverb to express the future tense
Hmmmnnnaaaa muguna wup yo ass.
by Barney Vincelette November 9, 2006