blumbt

A piece of sandpaper too covered in human waste to be effective.

"Hand me a new piece of sand paper, this ones gone blumbt."

blumbt by Gballsie October 20, 2017

blumptastic 

blump-kin (adj.)
The description of an action or event that is so incredible that it can only be accurately described or compared by the reception of a blow job while shitting.

word origin - "BLUMP" Old French Porn -, "KIN" - Middle English, Blump-kin Urban Dictionary

My last blumpkin was blumptastic.

blumptastic by Tim January 24, 2004

blumberfucked

Getting really drunk to the point where vomiting and blackouts are expected.

Ryan: Yo, let's go get blumberfucked tonight!

blumberfucked by nova46 September 10, 2009

Blumberg 

(verb) the act of taking a female out on a date for the sole purpose of getting laid.

Larry Stevens: Yoo! I just took Mona Lisa out on a date and totally got laid.
Jerry: Dude, you totally Blumberged her!

Blumberg by chyuuuuurp January 5, 2011

blumptastic 

The most accurate adjective to describe the feeling of relieving the bowels while receiving head.

That was blumptastic baby... now clean up.

blumptastic by jwn February 3, 2004

blumba 

the quivering dance of your bottom lip

Do the blumba , do the blumba , no really do the blumba

blumba by saddiedabomb March 10, 2011

Blumpting

Sending text messages whilest sitting on the toilet.

Present tense:
My friend prefers me blumpting to calling him while I grunt out a deuce.

Past tense:
I blumpted my buddy when the stall was out of toilet paper.

Blumpting by y0m4m4 October 13, 2008