Bluffs Dad 

During the year 1939 American German Scientist, Oschwald Fritz was growing genetically modified potato’s. The first potato they engineered was named the “Bluff”, with a variety of modifications done to the offspring of the original, the final potato nicknamed “Bluffs Dad” was finalized in the year 1942, these potatoes were used during wartime but were eventually disposed of after the side effects were noticed. The last Bluffs Dad is left under keen watch by a couple in America. Most facts of this last potato are confidential.

P1: Hey dude have you ever met Bluffs Dad?
P2: No why?
P1: I heard it goes to our school.
P2: I bet it came from a junkyard.

Bluffs Dad by Oschwald Fritz Jr. October 16, 2023

council bluffs carwash 

an act that must be done in council bluffs, iowa. A whore walks on all fours through a line of guys on each side and they all cum on her as she goes by.

Yeah, that bitch got a council bluffs carwash last night, she's such a whore.

council bluffs carwash by Supersievers3 March 24, 2008

Council Bluffs

An ok town across the river from Omaha, Nebraska. There are 5 notable types of people here:

- Homeless (Northwest CB)

- Trashy (South CB/Twin City)

- Dreamers (West CB)

- Rich (East CB)

- Filthy Rich (Northeast CB)
Council Bluffs has a few attractions such as the Squirrel Cage Jail, RailsWest museum, and Union Pacific museum, but other than that it's nothing but trash. Druggies are everywhere on the streets, fatass prostitutes fill the South, and the east/northeast areas are filled with snobby rich people. 5 railroads operate in CB. They include:
- UP (Union Pacific)

-BNSF (Burlington Northern Santa Fe)

-KCS (Kansas City Southern
-CN (Canadian National)

-IAIS (Iowa Interstate Railway)

Overall, the town is almost like a ripoff of Omaha, although technically Omaha is a ripoff of Council Bluffs since Council Bluffs was first to use some advancements Omaha uses today.

I got AIDS from that fat bitch I fucked yesterday over in Council Bluffs.

Council Bluffs by The Wing Man March 20, 2019

Desert bluffs 

Our neighboring town to nightvale but not as nice and kind and beautiful as nightvale

"Darn those desert bluffs, Stevens carlsburg should go live there since he is mean and no one likes him"

Desert bluffs by Cailliop August 26, 2017

Council Bluffs

The entire size of this town could fit into North Omaha. The perfect, "Once you cross the Railroad tracks" town where most people dont understand there is some nice areas to it, but no one typically drives past the gridlock west end of town. Our crime is a hell of a lot lower than omaha, but everyone goes to the Big O on the weekends because there is nothing here to do that you cant do that plus some more, besides strip clubs.

Council Bluffs be the shit yo. We gots crazy ass strip joints and cheaper beer. Other than that nothing is here.

Council Bluffs by Creighton Prep June 23, 2005

council bluffs

Coucil Bluffs is a small town in Iowa. Council Bluffs, like most cities has bad areas but it also has some very nice ones too.

Council Bluffs is a nice town.

council bluffs by meme555 March 1, 2011

oak bluffs 

Oak Bluffs is the summer hotspot in Martha's Vineyard. Houses are all well over 2 million dollars ecspecially on the water. If you are going to live in Oak Bluffs for the summer, buy a house on Ocean Park. Most kids come from Connecticut, New York or the Boston area to spend their summers, working at an icecream parlor or just to chill at the beach. The summer kids drive their summer cars, which are early model Range Rovers, Jeep Wranglers or Land Rovers. Oak Bluffs is the most relaxed town on the island and best for kids, while Edgartown is more of a place for adults and Vineyard Haven is full of year-round people. Martha's Vineyard in general is the perfect place to live in the summer, just not year round. Martha's Vineyard has nothing to do with Nantucket except for the fact that it's a summer island and MV is not built up like Nantucket; therefore a lot nicer and more expensive.

Kid 1: Hey, you have a house in MV.
Kid 2: Yeah, Oak Bluffs
Kid 1: Lucky, do you live there year round.
Kid 2: Uhm, no, just summer

oak bluffs by summerinoakbluffs May 16, 2006