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Daughter: "Daddy, what's wrong with those people?"
Father: "Sweetie, they are just a bunch of bluetards. Ignore them and they'll go away before the championship series."
Daughter: "Should we move away? Do they bite?"
Father: "Just don't startle them and keep your pepper spray handy."
Father: "Sweetie, they are just a bunch of bluetards. Ignore them and they'll go away before the championship series."
Daughter: "Should we move away? Do they bite?"
Father: "Just don't startle them and keep your pepper spray handy."
bluetards by Mark in San Bruno February 10, 2010
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bluetard
A person who is constantly wearing a bluetooth headset in an effort to appear important regardless of setting and or social standing. This person is also oblivious to the fact that they look like a complete douche.
"Is that bag boy wearing a bluetooth?"
"LOL omg he is."
"He looks like an idiot.."
"What a fucking bluetard."
"LOL omg he is."
"He looks like an idiot.."
"What a fucking bluetard."
bluetard by Blaise fucking Armstrong May 28, 2007
Blueterus
I tried to lez out with a straight girl at Disney for three days but she has a boyfriend, now I've got blueterus.
Blueterus by GreenTeaSips February 3, 2018
Word of the Day on February 4, 2018
bluetard
(noun) plural, bluetards.
A derogatory term for Dodger or Cowboy fan that does not and never has live/d in the L.A. or Dallas area. Bandwagon fans in their blue fan apparel. Generally they are criminals or retarded individuals.
Refer to felons and retards in blue or FARIB
A derogatory term for Dodger or Cowboy fan that does not and never has live/d in the L.A. or Dallas area. Bandwagon fans in their blue fan apparel. Generally they are criminals or retarded individuals.
Refer to felons and retards in blue or FARIB
Idiot: Hey guys, check out my new Emmit Smith Jersey!
Sports Fan: Dude, do you even know what position Emmit Smith played??
Idiot: He's in the Hall of Fame. He played for the Cowboys! Go Cowboys!
Sports Fan: Dude, we live in Northern California, quit being such a bluetard!
Sports Fan: Dude, do you even know what position Emmit Smith played??
Idiot: He's in the Hall of Fame. He played for the Cowboys! Go Cowboys!
Sports Fan: Dude, we live in Northern California, quit being such a bluetard!
bluetard by Mark in San Bruno February 11, 2010
bluebearding
Similar to catfishing, but you meet the person and have a relationship until you find out they secretly have a boyfriend or girlfriend or husband or wife. Like Bluebeard. Once you open the attic door ...
Yeah, we met in person like a hundred times! I never would have suspected he was bluebearding me but Facebook suggested his other profile and it turns out he's engaged. Ugh.
bluebearding by dietdrpete December 28, 2013
Bluebear
a blue recolour of the video game mascot freddy fazbear, but this time he likes hoaxes and also has his own food chain. he is being haunted by men named mark roggers and kevin myers, and he also has some lore
yo did you hear about the place called bluebear's hot dog diner?
yeah i heard they have hot and sexy animatronics there
yeah i heard they have hot and sexy animatronics there
Bluebear by ryno the reptile man October 23, 2020