bluebeard 

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except the entire jaw, chin, and upper neck area is covered with fecal matter as well as the standard upper lip.

After giving her the chili dog I smeared her with a bluebeard.

bluebeard by Scummable Thurgood April 4, 2005

bluebeard 

a rambunctious bearded masculine-acting homosexual male.

The bluebeard looked quite distinguished in his count attire.

bluebeard by Tim St. James February 27, 2008

Bluebeard the Butt Pirate

a pirate with a blue beard who is skilled in the art of plundering booty, and when I say booty I mean your big sexy ass...

Certificatologist: "when I woke up I was laying naked in the street in a pool of blood, and my ass was killing me."

Midget: "Bluebeard the Butt Pirate strikes again!"

Bluebeard the Butt Pirate by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006

Bluebeard's Castle 

Named after the folk story in which a wealthy and very secretive man brings his newly eloped wife into his castle -- she keeps opening doors to areas he begs her not to explore as she finds out all his dark and wondrous secrets, which keeps her curious about him until finally she is in too deep and can no longer escape him.

Bluebeard's Castle is when an otherwise pleasant and enticing guy just gives you weird vibes like he's not completely open about himself, and you ignore the obvious warning signs because you're just so curious about his past that you don't see how you're dragging yourself into his "soon-to-be" past, for better or (most likely) worse.

Think "Beauty and the Beast", but if the roles of the Prince and the Beast were reversed in the story arc.

(as they pull up to his place in a car)
Her: He doesn't want me asking where he got all his money. I don't get it, he never talks about his family or friends. He's being so cagey.
Friend: Well what does he tell you?
Her: He tells me I'm all he cares about, that he wishes I could just love him as he is and not ask questions. He wants me to stay the weekend at his place.
Her: (laughs) What is this, Bluebeard's Castle?
Her: Snap out of it, girl, he's playing you. I don't mean to hurt your feelings but he's nothing to you.

Bluebeard's Castle by hello kitty lunchbox June 9, 2024

Eve psyche and the bluebeard’s wife 

a bop from the one and only le sserafim

Person 1: Eve psyche and the bluebeard’s wife is such a banger dude
Person 2: I know right

Eve psyche and the bluebeard’s wife by stanlesserafim July 6, 2023

Blueberry Chugger

The counter-part of a Kool-Aid drinker. A Kool-Aid drinker is defined as the liberal democrat who is liberal because they are told they should be and make no attempt to decide why the are liberal. Often a Kool-Aid drinker simply wants to hate anything a republican does good or bad. A Blueberry Chugger is loaded up and juiced, power drinking and being boisterous as if their opinion is the only viewpoint. A Blueberry Chugger want to make fun of anyone who doesn't buy into their party line.

Guy #1--Gee, isn't Kool-Aid drinker red for a democrat and blueberry chugger blue for a republican backwards if red states are republican and blue democrat? Just doesn't make sense. It's backwards.

Guy #2--Well, what really doesn't make sense is the way both sides are fighting and dividing a nation instead of seeking realistic solutions. Instead, both follow their party's line.

Guy #1--Yeah, that is really backwards and makes no sense, besides I like beer. Didn't old Ben Franklin say, "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

Blueberry Chugger by drp5 March 12, 2011

Bluebird Day 

A bright, clear, sunny day after a night of snowfall.

Nothing is prettier than a January bluebird day in Seattle.

Bluebird Day by Emersonia December 15, 2011