bluestooth 

The state of mind one is in when their bluetooth headset malfunctions.

My bluetooth cut out in the middle of my apology. Now I have the bluestooth.

bluestooth by ballistic8 December 10, 2010

bluetooth crazy 

1. The state of appearing insane to people who can't see your wireless headset for your cell phone.

2. Someone that you think is insane until you see their bluetooth headset and realize they're just a douche bag.

Dude:"Did you see that crazy guy talking to himself on the corner?"
Chick:"Oh, that was Bob. He's on a conference call. He's just bluetooth crazy."
Dude:"What a douche bag."

bluetooth crazy by cam828 March 20, 2008

Arabian Bluetooth 

When an Arab who has a headwrap has their cell phone lodged into the headwrap so they may talk hands-free. I have actually seen this.

You: Wtf that guy has a cell phone sticking out of his turban and he's talking on it!

Me: Yeah that's the new arabian bluetooth. They're not very expensive, all you need is a phone and a towel.

Arabian Bluetooth by pureglaucoma February 21, 2011

Somali Bluetooth 

When a Somali or other Muslim woman tucks her cellphone inside her hijab so she can talk hands-free. It's like having a bluetooth headset but more stylish.

I was biking today and a woman talking on her Somali Bluetooth almost crushed me with her minivan.

Somali Bluetooth by glork98 November 7, 2012

Bluetooth Douche 

Easily identified as the self-important guy talking to himself as loudly as possible through his bluetooth enabled ear piece. Despite being on the beach, at a movie theater, on a date, in the elevator, or at home in his pajamas he wants people to think he's tech savvy and well-connected. Bluetooth douches come in a variety of forms, from skeezy office guy to overzealous tech geek, the alpha bluetooth douche may also be mistaken for a used-car salesman.

Joe: That dude is trying way too hard to sound important.
Tate: Which guy?
Dennis: The bluetooth douche talking to himself at the end of the bar.
Tate: Ah, the guy drinking the Sapporo who's been trying to pick up the waitress for the last hour.

Bluetooth Douche by Lexcorp February 4, 2008

Bluetooth psychosis 

When a person who frequently uses a Bluetooth device begins to continuously hallucinate that they are on the phone.

My partner wound up being treated for his Bluetooth psychosis which had its origins in his inflated sense of self-importance.

Bluetooth psychosis by Dr Bunnygirl January 13, 2019

Bluetooth psychopath 

A person who hacks into an unwitting stranger’s Bluetooth device by clandestinely pairing which he does to obtain personal information about that person.

When I met him and he charmed me with his intuitions about me, I never dreamed he was a Bluetooth psychopath.

Bluetooth psychopath by Dr Bunnygirl January 13, 2019