When one approaches a no U-turn sign, but must turn around regardless, so they make a left into a parking lot and go around, forming a D.
Girl: Fuck i missed the restaurant and i can't make any U-turns on this road!
Guy: Just make a D-turn.
Girl: wtf is a D-turn?
Guy: DAMN LOOK IT UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY. MUST YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING?
Girl: I'm sorry...
Guy: It's ok, just let me drive and give me some car head and we'll get there.
Guy: Just make a D-turn.
Girl: wtf is a D-turn?
Guy: DAMN LOOK IT UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY. MUST YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING?
Girl: I'm sorry...
Guy: It's ok, just let me drive and give me some car head and we'll get there.
by pureglaucoma September 15, 2010
A word brought into this terrestrial realm by Charlie Sheen, and used primarily by Gnarly Gnarlingtons.
I was banging 7-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll... It was just pure and complete gnarlyisms.
by pureglaucoma April 28, 2011
When an Arab who has a headwrap has their cell phone lodged into the headwrap so they may talk hands-free. I have actually seen this.
You: Wtf that guy has a cell phone sticking out of his turban and he's talking on it!
Me: Yeah that's the new arabian bluetooth. They're not very expensive, all you need is a phone and a towel.
Me: Yeah that's the new arabian bluetooth. They're not very expensive, all you need is a phone and a towel.
by pureglaucoma February 01, 2011
The final crumbs in a bag of chips, which accumulate in the corner of the bag. Undoubtedly the best part of the bag of chips.
by pureglaucoma February 01, 2011
A joint that is comprised of the roaches of other joints. Makes for superb smokage. The roach that comes from the "roach joint" itself is a "grandfather roach", a bit of weed that has somehow survived two joints. Hence, a "grandfather joint" is in turn a joint rolled, comprised of grandfather roaches, and just a delight to smoke with your buddies.
Stonerman 1: We're fucking out of weed?!?
Stonerman 2: Well we still got those roaches.
Stonerman 1: Well shit...
(10 minutes later)
Stonerman 1: Let's roll a roach joint!
Stonerman 2: Well we still got those roaches.
Stonerman 1: Well shit...
(10 minutes later)
Stonerman 1: Let's roll a roach joint!
by pureglaucoma March 05, 2011
When two people (usually guys) start talking about Call of Duty, exchange gamertags or whatever the hell PS3 calls it, and set a definitive time to play. Easier to arrange than normal dates.
Mac: Hey what are you gonna be doing after work?
Tod: Just got that Black Ops son.
Mac: NO SHIT?? Me too, XBOX or PS3??
Tod: XBOX 360 all the way dude.
Mac: Oh dude give me your gamertag and we'll rape some cats later.
Tod: It's a call of du-date.
Mac: Ok fag, hit me up later.
Tod: Just got that Black Ops son.
Mac: NO SHIT?? Me too, XBOX or PS3??
Tod: XBOX 360 all the way dude.
Mac: Oh dude give me your gamertag and we'll rape some cats later.
Tod: It's a call of du-date.
Mac: Ok fag, hit me up later.
by pureglaucoma January 05, 2011
Hot girl seen in adjacent vehicle in traffic. Common cause for fender benders. Identifiable by a very hot face.
by pureglaucoma September 15, 2010