Bluetoothache

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The numbness or ringing sensation in your ear from having your phone earpiece too loud, or in too long with a loud caller.

Sarah rants at such length that I was getting a sore neck from cradling the phone with my shoulder. Now I get Bluetoothache.

Bluetoothache by 818-adjacent March 24, 2008

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Bluetoothache

The numbness or ringing sensation in your ear from having your phone earpiece too loud, or in too long with a loud caller.

Sarah rants at such length that I was getting a sore neck from cradling the phone with my shoulder. Now I get Bluetoothache.

Bluetoothache by 818-adjacent March 23, 2008

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bluetoothaphobia

The fear that your Bluetooth device will connect to the family wireless speaker and your porn audio will come blasting through unexpectedly

My teenage son is heavily Medicated to prevent his bluetoothaphobia

bluetoothaphobia by Gonorthforkyourself September 8, 2015

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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