Bluetoothache 

The numbness or ringing sensation in your ear from having your phone earpiece too loud, or in too long with a loud caller.

Sarah rants at such length that I was getting a sore neck from cradling the phone with my shoulder. Now I get Bluetoothache.

Bluetoothache by 818-adjacent March 24, 2008

Bluetoothache 

The numbness or ringing sensation in your ear from having your phone earpiece too loud, or in too long with a loud caller.

Sarah rants at such length that I was getting a sore neck from cradling the phone with my shoulder. Now I get Bluetoothache.

Bluetoothache by 818-adjacent March 23, 2008

bluetoothaphobia 

The fear that your Bluetooth device will connect to the family wireless speaker and your porn audio will come blasting through unexpectedly

My teenage son is heavily Medicated to prevent his bluetoothaphobia

bluetoothaphobia by Gonorthforkyourself September 8, 2015

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004