bluebonic plague

A mind virus spread primarily by invertebrates from legacy media, rodents from the house of congress and white house, and bugs in social media platforms. Highly contagious, symptoms include acting irrationally, repeating whatever you're told, and restricting the rights of anyone you disagree with. Doing your own research, exercising your mind and plain old facts are effective prophylactics. Though the infected insist upon needing a vaccine, in reality the only known cure once infected is a dose of red pills.

After suffering miserably for years of the bluebonic plague, Karen stopped watching the msm, started hanging around with meme artists, and miraculously was cured of the bluebonic plague.

by sewingseeds September 27, 2021

Biebonic Plague

An epidemic sweeping the nation, which involves young girls becoming obsessed with Justin Bieber. Scientists are currently working on an anti-biotic, but there is no tangible end in sight.

12 year old girl: OMG I'm totally the person Justin Bieber is talking about in "Somebody to Love"!!!

Reasonable Person: Damn girl, you've got a serious case of Biebonic Plague.

by N-Cads September 13, 2010

Bubonic Plague

Bubonic Plague is a contagious, often fatal epidemic disease which killed a third (50 Millon) of the world's population of Europeans and Asians in the 1430's. The bubonic plague is caused by the bacterium Yersinia pestis, transmitted from person to person, a bite of a flea from an infected host, and a bite from an infected rat.It is characterized by chills, fever, vomiting, bloody semen, diarrhea, the formation of buboes, inflamed lymph nodes (around armpits, neck, and groin), pain areas in the abdomen or muscles, coughing blood, the whole body would feel fever, chills, fatigue, or malaise, Gastrointestinal (nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea), and commonly, bleeding, delirium, headache, phlegm, shortness of breath, or swollen and tender lymph node.

The Bubonic Plague is a virus

by TF2 Fan April 1, 2017

bubonic plague

A contagious, often fatal epidemic disease which lolwtfpwnd a third of the world's population. The bubonic plague is caused by the bacterium Yersinia pestis, transmitted from person to person or by the bite of fleas from an infected host, especially a rat, and characterized by chills, fever, vomiting, bloody semen, diarrhea, and the formation of buboes.

Me: I have the bubonic plague. My lymph nodes R hurt.
Onlooker: You are lolwtfpwnd.

by sux0r May 11, 2006

Bubonic plague

The fun loving lighthearted gentler cousin of Covid 19.

At least with the bubonic plague you can take antibiotics and get over the bacilli.

by Murray the K July 27, 2020

biebonic plague

When you're surrounded by so much Bieber Fever, that you can't help but give in and be a Bieleber.

Girl 1: Ew, Justin Bieber..
Girl 2: Nooo, Justin Bieber is cute and a good singer, etc.
Girl 1: Oh.. true. I think Justin Bieber's actually pretty amazing now.
Girl 3: Oh no, I think you've caught the Biebonic Plague now..

by Kazface May 1, 2010

Bubonic plague

What people treat the coronavirus like.

You don't see dead bodies laying in the street, at least not yet, so is the pestilence called the coronavirus anything like the bubonic plague?

by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021