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One who wears a blue-tooth ear piece at all times, even when they're not using a phone or it is inappropriate to use a phone, (i.e. movies, restaurant, car) simply to have the appearance of being sophisticated and trendy.
Dude, that guy over there is a total blue-tool, just look at his ear piece.
blue-tool by Jack Gagnon June 9, 2007
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A blue-tool is a person that wears a blue-tooth headset 24/7, just to look cool. In extreme cases the blue-tools in question were found to have worn their headset even without the phone.
Jeremiah: Look at Chris, trying to impress the chicks with he blue-tooth

Jack: Yea man, he's such a blue-tool. I hear he even wears that thing to bed.
blue-tool by Jack Sch***** January 2, 2009

blue tool 

a person who uses their blue tooth headset when unnecessary, or leaves attached in ear when not having a conversation.
person 1: do you see that blue tool over there, the one sitting down, not doing anything but still using their headset?

person 2: yeah. lets go murder her!
blue tool by your progenetor July 13, 2007

blue tool 

A person who walks around with their blue tooth on and has extremely loud conversations in public, seemingly enjoying sharing their business with strangers.
"It was bad enough I had to wait in line for 20 minutes, let alone having to hear some blue tool behind me yapping away!"
blue tool by toolguru November 12, 2007

Blue Tool 

The knob that is yapping loudly on his blue tooth while his eyes dart around hoping to find someone listening in to overhear him “move and shake” because all the difference makers are in a Wal-Mart midmorning in their khakis yapping on their cell phones.
Guy #1: Check out this douche yapping on his cell phone.

Guy #2: That’s no douche, that’s a blue tool.
Blue Tool by Nickola15 July 13, 2010

Blue Tool 

A condescending asshole who goes everyhwhere with their blue tooth head piece on, even when quite inappropriate. They are always speaking vociferously with no regard for others around them.
Jim, did you see that blue tool in church receiving communion with his earpiece on?
Blue Tool by Christopher M. Martin December 9, 2008

blue tool 

Someone who is a total tool, but you cannot refer to them as a tool because they are your "friend" or you are related to them.
ME: I don't want to go to Scout's Bar Mitzvah.

MOM: Why not?

ME: Because he is a blue tool and I hope he dies soon.
blue tool by d-frank April 17, 2007
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