Someone who is a total tool, but you cannot refer to them as a tool because they are your "friend" or you are related to them.
ME: I don't want to go to Scout's Bar Mitzvah.
MOM: Why not?
ME: Because he is a blue tool and I hope he dies soon.
MOM: Why not?
ME: Because he is a blue tool and I hope he dies soon.
by d-frank April 11, 2007
by d-frank August 31, 2006
Someone who is fat, but you cannot tell until they remove their shirt. Most half-fatties are only half fat because they are lazy and eat hot pockets.
by d-frank April 11, 2007