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blue tit 

1. A type of bird
2. A woman's breast that has been painted blue
3. Alien boobs
'wow, i just saw a blue tit up in the bushes'

'damn, that woman's got blue titties'
blue tit by Hardley Surton December 8, 2006

blue tit 

1. A type of bird
2. A woman's breast that has been painted blue
3. Alien boobs
'wow, i just saw a blue tit up in the bushes'

'damn, that woman's got blue titties'
blue tit by Hardley Surton December 9, 2008

Great tit and blue footed booby 

The name of two birds that were made up when birdwatchers were horny.
Boy 1: Great tit and blue footed booby
Girl 1: How did you know that my tits were blue
Boy 1: WTF?

Blue tits 

Blue tits is a condition often described by sexually frustrated women or girl as a painful tingling in the tits and clitoris accompanied by a slight blue tinge of the cheeks. It's caused, or at least claimed to be caused by a need for orgasm.
“Matthew showed me his sweet cock, and then took off on me. Now I have a case of the old blue tits.”
Blue tits by Hisforhat February 5, 2019

don't it make my brown eye blue 

the bruising of the sphinkter as a result of getting fucked up the ass
Oh, Suzy, I know how you feel! Don't it make you brown eye blue when your honey fucks ya up the booty?

Bluetits 

When a girl is getting all revved up and her man slides his fingers inside just in time to fall the fuck asleep and start snoring.
Can you believe this bastard gave me bluetits? One minute I'm ready to explode, next minute I'm pushing his ass off the bed!
Bluetits by Unicorn chaser August 29, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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