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Blue Tit 

when you pummel someone's breast repeatedly until it gets bruised and the recipient cries a bit.
"Jeff gave me a Blue Tit! I was sobbing for at least 15 minutes."
Blue Tit by Tamashii-pls July 16, 2014
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blue tit 

1. A type of bird
2. A woman's breast that has been painted blue
3. Alien boobs
'wow, i just saw a blue tit up in the bushes'

'damn, that woman's got blue titties'
blue tit by Hardley Surton December 8, 2006

blue tit 

1. A type of bird
2. A woman's breast that has been painted blue
3. Alien boobs
'wow, i just saw a blue tit up in the bushes'

'damn, that woman's got blue titties'
blue tit by Hardley Surton December 9, 2008

Great tit and blue footed booby 

The name of two birds that were made up when birdwatchers were horny.
Boy 1: Great tit and blue footed booby
Girl 1: How did you know that my tits were blue
Boy 1: WTF?

Blue tits 

Blue tits is a condition often described by sexually frustrated women or girl as a painful tingling in the tits and clitoris accompanied by a slight blue tinge of the cheeks. It's caused, or at least claimed to be caused by a need for orgasm.
Matthew showed me his sweet cock, and then took off on me. Now I have a case of the old blue tits.”
Blue tits by Hisforhat February 5, 2019

don't it make my brown eye blue 

the bruising of the sphinkter as a result of getting fucked up the ass
Oh, Suzy, I know how you feel! Don't it make you brown eye blue when your honey fucks ya up the booty?

Bluetits 

When a girl is getting all revved up and her man slides his fingers inside just in time to fall the fuck asleep and start snoring.
Can you believe this bastard gave me bluetits? One minute I'm ready to explode, next minute I'm pushing his ass off the bed!
Bluetits by Unicorn chaser August 29, 2016
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