Bluetits

When a girl is getting all revved up and her man slides his fingers inside just in time to fall the fuck asleep and start snoring.

Can you believe this bastard gave me bluetits? One minute I'm ready to explode, next minute I'm pushing his ass off the bed!

Bluetits by Unicorn chaser August 29, 2016

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Blue tits

Blue tits is a condition often described by sexually frustrated women or girl as a painful tingling in the tits and clitoris accompanied by a slight blue tinge of the cheeks. It's caused, or at least claimed to be caused by a need for orgasm.

“Matthew showed me his sweet cock, and then took off on me. Now I have a case of the old blue tits.”

Blue tits by Hisforhat February 5, 2019

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Bluetissue • Blueties

Bluetissue

Wow mate if you haven't been blue tissued you haven't lived

Oh fuck have you done that?. You've been bluetissued

Bluetissue by Smearyboy October 2, 2017

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BlueTissue

Is often a sign of good luck when found in a couch

Gee I found some bluetissue paper!
That's great!

BlueTissue by Foreign Sombra January 24, 2021

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Blueties

Individuals, often democrats, who subscribe to politics of saying they with act but never actually doing it.

Dude: Blueties are so annoying. Those Do Nothing Democrats just waste our time.
Guy: At least they're not as noisy as Redhats.

Blueties by Ellipsismark April 21, 2023

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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