Blue Screened

v. looking at porn and causing the computer to crash. 90% of all blue screen occurences are a result of fapping research.

I was fapping with about 37 windows open and blue screened. You know computers, help a brotha out?
Only if you don't touch me and I'll be using my own keyboard.

Blue Screened by jonjacobjinglehimersmit456 April 28, 2011

Blue-screened 

To be confused; to cause confusion.

Matt was totally blue-screened when they asked him for directions to the airport.

If you want to blue-screen Matt, ask him for directions to the airport.

Blue-screened by Auntie Ashley January 4, 2009

bluescreened 

When one hears information so shocking or world-view-shattering that one's mind goes temporarily blank.

When I learned that Armmie Hammer is a cannibal, I bluescreened for 10 seconds before I could form another thought.

bluescreened by internet stole my life February 23, 2021

bluescreened 

anything that seems like its irreparably damaged, like a computer when it gets the blue screen of death.

Our relationship had totally bluescreened, so i broke up with him.

bluescreened by mrpf May 6, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019