bludwing

So this is something on Google to never search its a very bad thing its basically Manga or anime but inappropriate like very inappropriate please don't search it up

Tim: hey John?

John: yes?
Tim: have you heard of bludwing its very good to jack off to

John: never talk to me ever again

by Micheals_gf February 17, 2022

Dole Bludging Step Watt

A Dole Bludging Step Watt is someone who is more than capable of working but chooses to bludge off the government for money he did not earn

Oh look who’s here... HELLO DOLE BLUDGING STEP WATT

by Timmydevs23 May 24, 2019

Bludwin

From the slang "blud" but longer

Bludwin thinks he can pay the bills!

by Batkingg July 12, 2023

Bludington

Somewhere in between blud and bro.

A guy that you can count on to do some crazy shit, someone that if asked, would i.e. help you rob an old lady, go with to score some coke, merk someone for you etc.

When pronouncing the word, a fake Jamaican accent should be used.

Hey, bludington, I need you to go and wrestle that cow

Ok bludington, but you gotta ride it after.

by goldspanner October 22, 2011

bludging

Aimlessly lying about with no direct purpose in life.

Johnny is just bludging about is apartment.

by Estoban July 8, 2006

Bludging

Wasting time doing unproductive tasks, usually at the expense of your boss or the government.

What did you do today at work Jo? "Oh just the usual, stalked people on social media sites and posted random stuff on urbandictionary.com, just bludging whilst getting paid, yo"

by Jo_Os June 21, 2013

productive bludging

The ease of doing nothing when joined by someone else.
This phrase was coined by Max Walker when doing commercials for Telecom,in the '80s.

Boss:(talking to a group of workers who are standing around appearing to be doing nothing)- Working hard I see.
Spokesperson: No,actually we are productive bludging.

by bevanp July 27, 2010