bludring 

a mate

alrite bludring....

bludring by max9922 January 22, 2009

Dole Bludging Step Watt 

A Dole Bludging Step Watt is someone who is more than capable of working but chooses to bludge off the government for money he did not earn

Oh look who’s here... HELLO DOLE BLUDGING STEP WATT

Dole Bludging Step Watt by Timmydevs23 May 24, 2019

Bludington 

Somewhere in between blud and bro.

A guy that you can count on to do some crazy shit, someone that if asked, would i.e. help you rob an old lady, go with to score some coke, merk someone for you etc.

When pronouncing the word, a fake Jamaican accent should be used.

Hey, bludington, I need you to go and wrestle that cow

Ok bludington, but you gotta ride it after.

Bludington by goldspanner October 22, 2011

bludging 

Aimlessly lying about with no direct purpose in life.

Johnny is just bludging about is apartment.

bludging by Estoban July 8, 2006

Bludging 

Wasting time doing unproductive tasks, usually at the expense of your boss or the government.

What did you do today at work Jo? "Oh just the usual, stalked people on social media sites and posted random stuff on urbandictionary.com, just bludging whilst getting paid, yo"

Bludging by Jo_Os June 21, 2013

Blurring bricks

Blurring bricks occurs when two people decide to perform anal sex, due to the other hole being closed for construction, and the receiver doesn't properly clean their anal cavity. The giver then smears the poop along their butt cheeks, hence "blurring their bricks."

Angela and Cole were getting hot and heavy but one of them wasn't mentally prepared to have vaginal intercourse yet so Cole ended up blurring bricks.

Blurring bricks by Gweny911 December 1, 2018

blurring 

To censor someone from saying things that're inappropriate

"Stop blurring out muh bludklart words, you fuckin donut!"

blurring by Inferno Thor October 4, 2019