blurring

To censor someone from saying things that're inappropriate

"Stop blurring out muh bludklart words, you fuckin donut!"

by Inferno Thor October 4, 2019

Blurring bricks

Blurring bricks occurs when two people decide to perform anal sex, due to the other hole being closed for construction, and the receiver doesn't properly clean their anal cavity. The giver then smears the poop along their butt cheeks, hence "blurring their bricks."

Angela and Cole were getting hot and heavy but one of them wasn't mentally prepared to have vaginal intercourse yet so Cole ended up blurring bricks.

by Gweny911 December 1, 2018

blurring your face

When someone blurs their face on their profile picture, it means they’re probably ugly as fuck and are very insecure.

“Why are you blurring your face on your profile picture?”
“I’m ugly as fuck, can’t you see?.”

by berdz May 21, 2022

blurting

A mix between a blumpkin and a dirty sanchez

Last night she was blurting me on the toilet!

by Dinos queen April 12, 2016

Blurging

To move your ass on and off the toilet seat whilst flushing to make a distinctive sound.

Murray: Hi lads, do you fancy going to the toilet's for some major blurging after we drop a P bomb?

Blair: Yes mate, that sounds like a great plan.

Brendan: I agree blurging sounds like a good idea.

by Murrray November 23, 2010

blurping mud

The act of wet farting with an especially low toned, bubble popping quality. Reminisent of geothermal mud pools, or molten lava, that expel gas through large surface bubbles.
Likely to leave uncomfortable 'reah splotch in undergarmets. Can be disastrous if one is freeballin'.

Possibly the root of the "brown noise."

I was trying to cut an SBD in the elevator, but ended up blurping mud in my shortpants!

by dfiantone December 16, 2005

Blurping

The act of making up awesome words.

When we made up the word blurping, we were actually blurping but we didn't know it.

by blurpin genius December 28, 2010