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blurring 

To censor someone from saying things that're inappropriate
"Stop blurring out muh bludklart words, you fuckin donut!"
blurring by Inferno Thor October 4, 2019
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Blurring bricks

Blurring bricks occurs when two people decide to perform anal sex, due to the other hole being closed for construction, and the receiver doesn't properly clean their anal cavity. The giver then smears the poop along their butt cheeks, hence "blurring their bricks."
Angela and Cole were getting hot and heavy but one of them wasn't mentally prepared to have vaginal intercourse yet so Cole ended up blurring bricks.
Blurring bricks by Gweny911 December 1, 2018

blurring your face 

When someone blurs their face on their profile picture, it means they’re probably ugly as fuck and are very insecure.
“Why are you blurring your face on your profile picture?”
“I’m ugly as fuck, can’t you see?.”
blurring your face by berdz May 21, 2022

blurting 

A mix between a blumpkin and a dirty sanchez
Last night she was blurting me on the toilet!
blurting by Dinos queen April 12, 2016

Blurging 

To move your ass on and off the toilet seat whilst flushing to make a distinctive sound.
Murray: Hi lads, do you fancy going to the toilet's for some major blurging after we drop a P bomb?

Blair: Yes mate, that sounds like a great plan.

Brendan: I agree blurging sounds like a good idea.
Blurging by Murrray November 23, 2010

blurping mud 

The act of wet farting with an especially low toned, bubble popping quality. Reminisent of geothermal mud pools, or molten lava, that expel gas through large surface bubbles.
Likely to leave uncomfortable 'reah splotch in undergarmets. Can be disastrous if one is freeballin'.

Possibly the root of the "brown noise."

I was trying to cut an SBD in the elevator, but ended up blurping mud in my shortpants!
blurping mud by dfiantone December 16, 2005
The act of making up awesome words.
When we made up the word blurping, we were actually blurping but we didn't know it.
Blurping by blurpin genius December 28, 2010
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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