bluddite

An individual who refuses any intravenous injection, fearing it might contain microscopic, physiology-altering technology.

“I don’t care if it’s just saline! It’s probably got nanotech in it!”

“Silly Bluddite, the nurse muttered under her breath.”

bluddite by AllTheMesses February 15, 2025

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bluddies

A bluddy is someone you hang out with exclusively in the blogging domain yet don't know in person; someone who occasionally reads your blog posts and comments on them -- secretly hoping you'd return their favor.

"There's nothing going on in my blogspace -- I need to get some bluddies to liven it up a little."

bluddies by jasta-prasta January 8, 2014

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Buddite

Slang term for an old school pot smoker who only smokes pot like they did in the olden days, either in a self-rolled joint or in a resin-encrusted dinosaur pipe kept in a drawer for the last fifty or sixty years.

That hippie dude is a complete and total Buddite, he wouldn’t be caught dead ingesting these newfangled, high-potency, candy-ass gummy edibles!

Buddite by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2023

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bluddie

blog buddy

I can't start my day without checking on my bluddies first.

bluddie by jen October 24, 2002

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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