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blowbustion 

The point when you start to ejaculate while receiving a blow job.
My wife sucked my cock so hard that it only took a minute to reach blowbustion.
blowbustion by Pimpdaddyj March 10, 2014

blowtion 

a massive "explosion" caused by a very satisfying blowjob
"dude i got the best blowtion last night from ur girlfriend"
blowtion by twinsy! May 28, 2009

Blowcation 

A blow job that you WANT to give, thus rendering it not a job, but a kind of vacation.
We finally hooked up--and let me tell you, that was no blow job, that was a blowcation!
Blowcation by KnotGirl August 20, 2009

Blowmotion 

Blowing your boss to earn a promotion
how did you get a raise?" "Me and my boss worked out a deal" "Blowmotion?" "yep
Blowmotion by Levisunzipped January 21, 2011

Blowbation

The process of denying one a blowjob. It can be self imposed by the recipient or enacted by the giver.
My girlfriend gagged so bad while giving me head that I had to put her on Blobation.

My guy came home from the gym with such a sweaty stinky nutsack that I put him on Blowbation.

When my girl spit on my egyptian cotton 1000 thread count sheets, I put her on immedite Blowbation.
Blowbation by Todd Pole November 21, 2011

blowcational School 

An institute which focuses solely on the the art of giving a blowjob. A student will gain both the art of presentation and technical skills to master the most advanced techniques of felatio. This course will show how to barter for proper compensation of service while striving to improve humanity and quality of life as a whole. Advanced Jengineering classes are offered to those who seek dominance and recognition as a certified throatGOAT.
Jen struggled to pass her SAT and placement testing her senior year leaving her no choice but to follow her dream of attending Blowcational School after graduation.
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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