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blowjob hand

the smell of spit and skin left on your hand after a blowjob
She said they didn't do anything but you can't argue the smell of blowjob hand.

You might want to clean out your fridge, smells worse than blowjob hand.
blowjob hand by tri5aratops October 3, 2008
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Blowjob hand-grenade 

catchy slang used randomly while playing

c.o.d modern warfare 2
fuck that tit raping testicle licking treefrog killed me with a Blowjob hand-grenade!!!!!!!!!!

Second hand blowjob 

When you get a blow job whilst someone already has cum from another blow job in their mouth.
Monica sucked off Zac, then moved on to second hand blowjob Mitch!

Second Hand Blowjob 

It happens when someone have oral sex with someone and then moments later sucks your penis.
Friend 1: Hey man!! Crazy night yesterday right??
Friend 2: Hell Yeah man... especially after i got that second hand blowjob from Pauly.

blowjob handles 

the pigtails hairstyle, or a ponytail on each side of the head
Man, that Cindy Brady has some cute blowjob handles!

Blowjob Handelbars 

A hairstyle that can be used as hadelbars when getting a blowjob also called pigtails!
"i used those pigtails as hadelbars last night as she was given me a BJ she had gnarly Blowjob handelbars!"

Blowjob with handles 

A Girl who is giving u a blowjob with pigtails in her hair and your grabbing onto them to get more leverage on her.
Blowjob with handles by Zach April 9, 2004
More from Urban Dictionary
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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