A Dutch Leaf-Blower is an incredibly passionate and romanticised type of oral
sex. Assuming the relationship is one of heterosexual nature, the
female (traditionally) will perform ass-to-mouth on the male, lips must be locked around anal sphincter. The male proceeds with the act of flatulence into the
female's mouth of whom receives and blows back the gaseous excrement with consistent force. The two give back and forth (like Serena
vs Venus, Munich Grand Slam Final 1999 ) for an indefinite length of time.
"I knew she was a freak but when she offered me the
Dutch Leaf-Blower I came in my CK briefs right away"
"Remember to eat a Korma beforehand, you'
re gonna need the
gas"