A brew pub that caters to Bro's. They typically serve watered down beers lacking in imagination or creativity. Beer's that are light in color are a standard; Being light in flavor is a requirement.
I went to check out a new brew pub. It was full of TV's and all the beer tasted like over-glorified Pabst. It was a total browery.
the most famous party street in all of frostburg. if you live here, you drink. heavily. there is a party at 85% of the houses minimum....on a monday. there are most likley more kegs in these houses than there are schoolbooks. if you live on bowery, the only time you really get a good nightsleep is after you pass out from a night of binge drinking, or on sunday when everyone is too hungover to move. this is due to the constant waves of drunk and obnoxious individuals party hopping, yelling, and running through the street....as well as the fact that even if you're not partying one night, chances are both your neighbors have a packed house. but we love it anyway.
after living on Bowery Street for a semester, i can count my kegstands in minutes.
An imaginary store thought up by a bro consisting of endless isles stocked with mountain dew, polos, halo, wii, jack johnson CD's, black dildos, family guy and crocs etc.. Typical everyday commodities sought out by a true bro.
Talan, "um.. bro why do you all of a sudden have a boner?"
Brock, "bro, just thinking about a future brocery store again."
Talan, "ya bro I figured.. take me there with you bro..take me there."