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Performing fellatio in a boba/bubble tea shop.
Wanna go get a blowba?
blowba by ShivaSenpai August 30, 2022
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blowba job 

Performing fellatio with boba/tapioca pearls in the mouth.
Wow! That was the best blowba job I've ever had!
blowba job by ShivaSenpai August 30, 2022
An uncanny sense some have to find either powder cocaine or a bj.
Wonda has great blowdar when she wants to snort coke!
Blowdar by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016
The art of stretching so you're limber enough to suck your own penis.
Since he started practicing Blowga Daryl can get the head and half the shaft in his mouth.
Blowga by TommyFiveToes June 1, 2016
Noun- The fear of being the giver of oral sex to a male. Although many women are not fond of giving ''head'', one with a blowbia is terrified of blowing to the greatest extent.
Jackie is terrified of blowing. Therefore, has a blowbia.
blowbia by Ryan is beautiful April 1, 2009

blowass brothers 

Known as "the Jonas brothers" to teenyboppers and older, even more annoying fangirls alike, the blowass brothers are the next big corporate marketing scam by Disney, which will make a massive profit from them and eventually probably take over the world, at this rate. Like every other recent Disney superstar, everybody is talking about how great they are despite their generic musical style. Hopefully in six months no one will remember who they are, but by then Disney will have moved on.
12 year old: LYKEOMGZZ!!!!!1!111!111 I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS <33333 I'M GONNA MARRY NICK HE'S SO HAWTTTT.
intelligent older brother: You mean the blowass brothers, who lack musical talent and sold themselves out to a corporate giant?
older sister: Hey, that's not funny, I love the Jonas brothers.

blowtard 

Hybridized term for a person who is a blowhard but who is lacking the intelligence to back it up.
Unfortunately that blowtard never stops talking.
blowtard by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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