10 definitions by Fozter
The uncomfortable surprise of toilet bowl water splashing upward against your genitals because your feces hit the surface like a meteor.
Today I had the worst case of toilet bowl blowback. Like my poop hit the Yucatan and killed dozens of toilet dinos bad. Sploosh.
by Fozter July 08, 2010
by Fozter June 02, 2009
The dried seman that accumlates at the tip of man's urethra after sex. During the man's first post-coital urination, the urine stream will go in erratic, unpredictable directions until the cumplug is burst.
Woman: Why is there piss everywhere?
Man: Baby, it took forever to pop my cumplug after so much hot lovin'.
Man: Baby, it took forever to pop my cumplug after so much hot lovin'.
by Fozter November 10, 2009
Sgt. Tom: "What happened here, Doctor?"
Dr. Jane: "Just your standard case of mimeicide. Nothing to worry about."
Dr. Jane: "Just your standard case of mimeicide. Nothing to worry about."
by Fozter June 25, 2009
A synonym for 'taint' or 'gooch,' a panus is the space between the penis/scrotum and anus - thus, the panus.
by Fozter November 21, 2008
When a man inserts his flacid penis into a woman and then becomes erect inside of her.
For effect, the man may tug his scrotum as if he is releasing helium into his dick.
For effect, the man may tug his scrotum as if he is releasing helium into his dick.
Jill: Why did you stick your floppy dick in me?
Jack: Wait for it.
Jill: Oh my!
Jack: That's my helium balloon, baby.
Jack: Wait for it.
Jill: Oh my!
Jack: That's my helium balloon, baby.
by Fozter March 25, 2010

