10 definitions by Fozter

1
The uncomfortable surprise of toilet bowl water splashing upward against your genitals because your feces hit the surface like a meteor.
Today I had the worst case of toilet bowl blowback. Like my poop hit the Yucatan and killed dozens of toilet dinos bad. Sploosh.
by Fozter July 08, 2010
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A person who is the sexual plaything for a man. Typically a young, nubile, naive girl.
"He's 42; she's 18. She's totally his cockpuppet."

"He played her like his little cockpuppet!"
by Fozter June 02, 2009
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The dried seman that accumlates at the tip of man's urethra after sex. During the man's first post-coital urination, the urine stream will go in erratic, unpredictable directions until the cumplug is burst.
Woman: Why is there piss everywhere?

Man: Baby, it took forever to pop my cumplug after so much hot lovin'.
by Fozter November 10, 2009
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To kill one mime or a thousand. Or any number of mimes.
Sgt. Tom: "What happened here, Doctor?"

Dr. Jane: "Just your standard case of mimeicide. Nothing to worry about."
by Fozter June 25, 2009
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A synonym for 'taint' or 'gooch,' a panus is the space between the penis/scrotum and anus - thus, the panus.
by Fozter November 21, 2008
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When a man inserts his flacid penis into a woman and then becomes erect inside of her.

For effect, the man may tug his scrotum as if he is releasing helium into his dick.
Jill: Why did you stick your floppy dick in me?

Jack: Wait for it.

Jill: Oh my!

Jack: That's my helium balloon, baby.
by Fozter March 25, 2010
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7
Sweat that forms around the top of one's ass crack. This sweat is uncomfortable and unsightly. Named after the crappy band, Hinder.
Last night while listening to some awful band, my ass crack formed an ocean of hinder.
by Fozter December 28, 2008
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