[panus]

A synonym for 'taint' or 'gooch,' a panus is the space between the penis/scrotum and anus - thus, the panus.

She rubbed my panus. Gently.

by Fozter April 02, 2009

[warm karl]

To shit on your partner's chest, wrap them in cellophane and then give them a hug. The heat of your feces produces a pleasant warming sensation. A hot karl, but just a few steps more.

Susan wanted to heat things up, so I gave her a warm karl.

by Fozter April 03, 2009

Youthanasia

Through the magic of movie make-up and CGI, an actor is made artificially younger, thus: youthanasia.

Jim: "Wow, seeing Arnie back as the Terminator was pretty cool."

Joe: "Yeah, they performed some mighty youthanasia on that old, meaty catcher's mit of a man."

by Fozter June 24, 2009

Toilet Bowl Blowback

The uncomfortable surprise of toilet bowl water splashing upward against your genitals because your feces hit the surface like a meteor.

Today I had the worst case of toilet bowl blowback. Like my poop hit the Yucatan and killed dozens of toilet dinos bad. Sploosh.

by Fozter July 09, 2010

helium balloon

When a man inserts his flacid penis into a woman and then becomes erect inside of her.

For effect, the man may tug his scrotum as if he is releasing helium into his dick.

Jill: Why did you stick your floppy dick in me?

Jack: Wait for it.

Jill: Oh my!

Jack: That's my helium balloon, baby.

by Fozter March 26, 2010

wonderwordkin

A person possessing creative genius or morbid madness that spends hours thinking up words for Urban Dictionary. Often considered a smart ass.

Jim: "Where's Al, today?"

Joe: "He's been at his computer all morning 'thinking' up fucked-up words for UD."

Jim: "If he defines my name again I'm gutting him for being wonderwordkin."

by Fozter June 24, 2009

Cockpuppet

A person who is the sexual plaything for a man. Typically a young, nubile, naive girl.

"He's 42; she's 18. She's totally his cockpuppet."

"He played her like his little cockpuppet!"

by Fozter June 02, 2009