blow goat
blow goat by Dangaelberry February 13, 2012
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Blow a Goat
"Blow, blow, blow a goat,
Screw a kangaroo
Finger bang an orangutan
Horny at the zoo!"
See also Fuck a Duck
Screw a kangaroo
Finger bang an orangutan
Horny at the zoo!"
See also Fuck a Duck
Blow a Goat by Akedos November 7, 2008
Related Words
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blow a goat
blow a goat by Chiz Nizzle April 4, 2003
Blow the Goat
1. Abject FAIL. Refers to a situation wherein a man, seeking pleasure from an attractive woman, spends much of his efforts, money and time on wooing said woman, but in the course of the evening, ends up philating a goat instead.
2. Description of an incident or string of incidents wherein everything has not gone your way, or has ended in shame or failure.
2. Description of an incident or string of incidents wherein everything has not gone your way, or has ended in shame or failure.
1. "My buddy was trying to mack on this chick, but got all drunk and puked on her and her friends. man, he totally blew the goat."
2. On my way to work today I ran over a kitten. At work I fucked up a huge account and lost the company over 9000 dollars. On the way home from work, I crashed my car. When I finally got home, my wife is packing and says she's leaving me and taking the kids. I went to get the gun to kill myself, but didn't have any bullets. Today really blew the goat.
3. I lost my job today. Man, this really blows the goat.
4. I wrote this all myself. Therefore I blow the goat.
2. On my way to work today I ran over a kitten. At work I fucked up a huge account and lost the company over 9000 dollars. On the way home from work, I crashed my car. When I finally got home, my wife is packing and says she's leaving me and taking the kids. I went to get the gun to kill myself, but didn't have any bullets. Today really blew the goat.
3. I lost my job today. Man, this really blows the goat.
4. I wrote this all myself. Therefore I blow the goat.
Blow the Goat by skippytheheathen June 9, 2009
Go blow a goat
Derrogatory term invented by the WBVA(wello boys vigilantee assosiation)Often hurled at escaping criminals, or ungratfull police officers.
Go blow a goat by Wello boys _05 May 13, 2005
Blowgoat
Verb.
Accidentally exhaling through a lit marijuana bowl, usually due to excessive inhalation or inexperience, resulting in the expulsion of marijuana from the bowl.
Accidentally exhaling through a lit marijuana bowl, usually due to excessive inhalation or inexperience, resulting in the expulsion of marijuana from the bowl.
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