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blow goat

A blow job received while eating goat cheese.
Dude, my girl gave me the most amazing blow goat last night!
by Dangaelberry February 13, 2012
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Blow a Goat

An ode to Beastiality sung to the popular childrens' tune "Row, row, row your boat"
"Blow, blow, blow a goat,
Screw a kangaroo
Finger bang an orangutan
Horny at the zoo!"

See also Fuck a Duck
by Akedos November 7, 2008
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blow a goat

The simple act of telling some one to fuck off without using these exact words.
by Chiz Nizzle April 4, 2003
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Blow the Goat

1. Abject FAIL. Refers to a situation wherein a man, seeking pleasure from an attractive woman, spends much of his efforts, money and time on wooing said woman, but in the course of the evening, ends up philating a goat instead.

2. Description of an incident or string of incidents wherein everything has not gone your way, or has ended in shame or failure.
1. "My buddy was trying to mack on this chick, but got all drunk and puked on her and her friends. man, he totally blew the goat."

2. On my way to work today I ran over a kitten. At work I fucked up a huge account and lost the company over 9000 dollars. On the way home from work, I crashed my car. When I finally got home, my wife is packing and says she's leaving me and taking the kids. I went to get the gun to kill myself, but didn't have any bullets. Today really blew the goat.

3. I lost my job today. Man, this really blows the goat.

4. I wrote this all myself. Therefore I blow the goat.
by skippytheheathen June 9, 2009
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Go blow a goat

Derrogatory term invented by the WBVA(wello boys vigilantee assosiation)Often hurled at escaping criminals, or ungratfull police officers.
Go blow a goat you fuckign uless pig.
by Wello boys _05 May 13, 2005
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by VanceSicK April 8, 2008
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Blowgoat

Verb.
Accidentally exhaling through a lit marijuana bowl, usually due to excessive inhalation or inexperience, resulting in the expulsion of marijuana from the bowl.
"Jeffrey, having gotten clean for his drug test, was out of practice. He blowgoated on his first hit, scattering weed all over the yard."
by Corey December 10, 2003
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