Like Prairie doggin'. When you have to poop so bad that you are pushing it out and pulling it in. At the zenith of the outstroke, you actually touch your under garments. A slight blot.
"Dude, I am way past the warning farts. I am straight up blottin' cotton."
Swelling of the abdominal region usually caused by a surplus of water in the body's system, certain types of food, constipation, or as a side effect of the ever dreaded period.
I can't wear any of my cute clothes this week because I'll looklike a whale due to bloating.